Soylent Green (1973) Review

I'd like to say first that somehow I didn't know what Soylent Green was about before I watched it last night, and I won't spoil it for anyone who doesn't know and is considering watching it. It turns out it's a bit horrible, really. It's not really a horror film, but just a creepy sci-fi…Read more Soylent Green (1973) Review

Star Wars: the Force Awakens (2015) – Milo’s Review

This is the big one of the year. So big, in fact, that Speedy said he was going to do a review of it for himself, once he's seen it. Before you inevitably scroll down for fear of spoilers, I solemnly swear to try my hardest to avoid them. By the way, Merry Christmas, ya…Read more Star Wars: the Force Awakens (2015) – Milo’s Review

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Sub-Review

Firstly, I would like to say Merry Christmas! to anyone coming across this review -- and that this will only be brief. As it's come to Christmas Eve, I aptly felt inclined to watch The Grinch, and did. This year I decided it is indeed my favourite Christmas film, whereas before I thought that it…Read more How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Sub-Review

The Good Dinosaur (2015) Review

It can't be as good as Inside Out, can it? Pixar are filmmakers known for the quality of their films, despite being a bit off form in recent times... Until Inside Out came out earlier this year. The Good Dinosaur is the product of two new films in one year from Pixar; however, being released…Read more The Good Dinosaur (2015) Review

Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS (2014) Review

Good, but not quite Wii U. SIDE NOTE: Marcus really, really wanted to review this game, but I refused to let him, because he's only done 8 classic modes or something. But don't be too surprised if you see a review from him of the Wii U version at some point. He's played it for…Read more Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS (2014) Review

Crackdown 2 (Xbox 360/PS3, 2010) – Review

Finally! Now that that horrible business with Cannibal Corpse is finished and unnecessarily documented, we can all go back to normal and do some reviewing! I never played the first Crackdown because, when it came out, I were only a nipper! However, when it's sequel, the imaginatively named Crackdown 2, came out I was a…Read more Crackdown 2 (Xbox 360/PS3, 2010) – Review

Cannibal Corpse, Star Wars, Super Smash Bros. and Christmas: All-in-one Super Article

Cannibal Corpse I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. You know a nice band called Cannibal Corpse? Well, if not, they're a disgustingly horrible death metal band that Jim Carrey likes and I'm not really sure if they're a joke or not. Anyway, me and Milo thought it would be a great idea to listen…Read more Cannibal Corpse, Star Wars, Super Smash Bros. and Christmas: All-in-one Super Article

Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I (PS3/Xbox 360, 2010) Review

Inconsistent, a bit odd, but good? *There's a sort of spoiler which is a recurring aspect towards the end of the review.* Sonic the Hedgehog is one of my favourite game franchises around - as you'll know from my opinion article a few weeks ago on the whole thing, and used to be my absolute favourite until…Read more Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I (PS3/Xbox 360, 2010) Review

Tis the Season to Watch Some Movies

Hey! Wait a minute! This isn't a review, top ten or the admittedly quite lazy Sub-Review. So what the hell am I, Milo, doing here? Is this an... a-a-a-a-article? WHAT?! It is?! Cool. (Get it? Cool? Christmas? Winter? Sub-zero temperature? An adjective to describe both temperature and a likeness to something, joined together to make…Read more Tis the Season to Watch Some Movies

Star Wars: the Crap Awakens?

With the Christmas season pretty much here, so is the Star Wars one; and the Christmas day equivalent of the Star Wars season this year is the release of Episode VII: the Force Awakens. Now, as you might already know, I'm a huge fan of the sci-fi, laser and lightsaber filled amazing cheese-fest that is the Star…Read more Star Wars: the Crap Awakens?