Today I noticed Milo was calling me Roobs, so I'm an unhappy lil' man. Also, he threw his shoe at my balls. I thought I needed to write a review, though. And I thought that should be a music review, because, OH MAN, I haven't done one since March! So here ya go. Devin Townsend is…Read more Devin Townsend – Ziltoid the Omniscient (2007) Review
Month: May 2016
Captain America: Civil War (2016) – Review
Or Iron Man 4... Or Avengers 2 and a bit... Or SHUT UP SCARLETT WITCH. NO ONE CARES. Yes, here it is. The latest review of Civil War and most likely the worst. From it's inclusion on my Top Ten Most Anticipated Movies of 2016, I've been looking forward to this one since that ass-kicking…Read more Captain America: Civil War (2016) – Review
I’m Also Doing a Top Ten Bands Redux – Reuben
Ayt? Yup, Milo did his oddly named Top Ten Bands Redux, so I thought I might as well do one myself. And NOT just cuz, cuz my opinions have changed. Now, prepare for a badly written, biased and gushing top ten bands -- again. 10. Primus I'm sorry, but I couldn't not mention Primus. They're…Read more I’m Also Doing a Top Ten Bands Redux – Reuben
Neat Games This Month (May 2016) – With Overwatch, One Piece Burning Blood and DOOM Previews
Ones We've Played: Overwatch (PC/PS4/Xbox One) - Marcus After only playing the beta, I can already say that Overwatch is one of my favourite games of all time. I was never really big on the class-based, semi-MOBA style shooters - like Team Fortress 2 for example- so I wasn’t expecting to be blown away. Boy…Read more Neat Games This Month (May 2016) – With Overwatch, One Piece Burning Blood and DOOM Previews
Saints Row IV: Re-Elected Edition (Xbox One/PS4, 2013) – Review
I think it's rather fitting that the last game review I wrote was think of Crackdown 2, a fun game with a crap aesthetic, because this was pretty similar, just so darn better. Anyone with more than 3 brain cells and slight knowledge of video games will know that Saints Row has been getting more…Read more Saints Row IV: Re-Elected Edition (Xbox One/PS4, 2013) – Review
Attack On Titan – Season 1 (2014) Review
Just to warn the kiddies, there'll be some pretty violent pictures in this review, and there will be SPOILERS. Also, it's an in-depth review (it's over 1500 words long). Recently I've become a little bit of an anime nerd, and so I've been watching more than I ever had before, including this and One Piece (by…Read more Attack On Titan – Season 1 (2014) Review
What We Do In the Shadows (2015) Sub-Review
Co-written by Jermaine Clement and Taika Waititi, this is one of the better comedies I've seen; or at least the best mockumentary I've seen. What is the biggest achievement for this film, though, is probably that it isn't far off Tongan Ninja when it comes to how funny it is. It's all bloody ridiculous (in…Read more What We Do In the Shadows (2015) Sub-Review
The Jungle Book (2016) Review
I watched this without any prior anticipation or much foreknowledge. But it turned out to be a great mixture of Life of Pi and the original; a good film, definitely. Surprisingly, it's a very intense, gripping film, different to the classic 1967 movie which was a light-hearted and jazzy musical. This new film adopts the…Read more The Jungle Book (2016) Review
Locke (2014) – Sub-Review
This was a very unique film. Locke is about a man driving. You take out the dialogue and that's all it is. Take a look at my favourite movies page and you'll know that I enjoy the dumber things in life, balls-out action etc. However, I am open to a range of cinema, and I…Read more Locke (2014) – Sub-Review
‘An Ode to my Love’ – Milo and Reuben’s Poem
Milo sucks so I'm posting this, as ol' Reuben, everyone's least favourite ballbag (see some proof -- and no, it's not a real ballbag). Me 'nd Milo did this sonnet as school work last year, and it just needs to be on the internet. Now, prepare for an intensely thought-provoking poem which jumps out of…Read more ‘An Ode to my Love’ – Milo and Reuben’s Poem
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