I love movies, ya dig? The broadness of them, the accessability of them, the community of them. The endless ways to tell an infinite amount of stories and how they whisk the viewer away to another world, one of adventure, action or, in 2001: A Space Odyssey’s case, overrated, surreal boredom. I like to rate my films on a range of categories, the most predominant being entertainment, so some of these won’t be your standard fave movies fare and you will definitely see some stupid pick. However, it’s my list, so shut ya’ mouth and feel free to have a gander. If you want, you could’ve even leave a comment telling why I’m stupid or summit. Now that would be arousing.
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
Plot? No, screw you, we don’t need a plot when we have THE DOOF WARRIOR!
Inception (2010)
Stylish, brain bending mind crimes.
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
One of the funnest films out there.
Star Wars (1977)
Doesn’t look a day over 39.
Avengers Assemble (2012)
My ex-favourite superhero movie and all-round braingasm.
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010)
My favourite film hands down.
Finding Nemo (2003)
My favourite animated film.
V For Vendetta (2005)
Super stylish set-pieces galore!
Ghostbusters (1984)
Don’t trust anyone who doesn’t love this film.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Shouty, stupid and absolutely hilarious.
Planet Terror (2007)
Goriously fantastic.
Bernie (2011)
Great dark comedy with Jack Black’s greatest ever performance.
The Matrix (1999)
An action masterpiece.
Alien (1979)
My favourite horror film.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
As well as the brilliantly overt sexuality, this film has a plethora of great songs and pioneering use of meta humour. What better?
The Incredibles (2004)
Another great Pixar film.
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
THE adventure film.
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Better than Shaun of the Dead in my opinion.
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Apart from the fantastic dance scene, I’m not sure why I love this film so much, I just do.
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
I didn’t say it was much better than Shaun of the Dead.
Monsters Inc. (2001)
Pixar were on fire in the early 00s.
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
Feed me.
Robocop (1987)
My favourite action film.
First Blood (1982)
My second favourite action film.
Mars Attacks (1996)
My favourite Tim Burton Film
Akira (1988)
An anime masterpiece.
The Cable Guy (1996)
Underrated Jim Carrey hilarity.
Beetlejuice (1988)
My second favourite Tim Burton film and one that is long overdue on this list.
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
One of the most ludicrously brilliant films I’ve seen.
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
My favourite Tarantino flick and the epitome of cool.
Se7en (1995)
SoOOOo, so dark, but soooooOOOO, so good.
Fight Club (1999)
AAAAH it trips me out but ah-love-it.
Stuff and That. 