Reuben’s Favourite Movies.

Milo said we should do more of these so here you go, boi. You, as the reader, probably aren’t interested in what my favourite movies are. But who cares? This is my site. Damn right, sucka. But seriously, I would appreciate it if you looked at this lil’ doohickey. I actually did a top ten movies back when this site was a baby in internet terms, but oh well.

The Nice Guys (2016)

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The best film of the last couple of years.

Life of Pi (2012)

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Incredible in its story and its visuals.

Up (2009)

One of Pixar’s very best and brilliant in all departments.

Rush Hour (1998)

Glorious action comedy and Jackie Chan’s best film.

Super 8 (2011)

One of the best modern sci-fi films and one that hopefully isn’t forgotten.

Chicken Run (2000)

Aardman’s best work.

The Dark Knight (2008)

Ooh, a gif! The Dark Knight is no question the best superhero movie ever made.

The Lord of the Rings: the Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Way ahead of its time and a masterpiece in many rights. But still not the best one in the trilogy.

Tongan Ninja (2002)

Just as good as the last two films in its own right. Treasure trove of quotes and stupid comedy.

Toy Story 3 (2010)

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Yeah, I cried. Quite possibly Pixar’s best movie and even the best animated film in general.

The Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers (2002)

I’m pretty sure this is the best film ever made.

Back to the Future (1985)

Not only a timeless classic but a timeless great.

Ratatouille (2007)

Better than Up, but not quite the best Pixar.

The Lord of the Rings: the Return of the King (2003)

The first hour and a half are the best thing ever. The second are about the same as The Fellowship of the Ring. As a whole, probably not quite as good as The Two Towers, still incredibly awesome.

Ghostbusters (1984)

Same situation as Back to the Future.

Toy Story 2 (1999)

Not far off Toy Story 3 at all.

Cool Runnings (1993)

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This sure is a plebby choice. And I care?

Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977)

The perfect starting point for what was to come.

Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

What was to come. The best film of its decade, and one of the very best ever.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)

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It took me far, far too long to put a Harry Potter movie in here.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

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Also this one.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

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One of the perfect films for a teenage geek/romantic.

The Emperor’s New Groove (2000)

The greatest 2D animated and Disney film.

Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Ignore this picture’s watermark, and this film is one of the most enjoyable around.

Wallace & Gromit: the Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)

Almost Aardman’s best.

Monsters Inc. (2001)

An absolute classic and one of Pixar’s very best.

The Incredibles (2004)

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Man I love Pixar.

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Man the 80’s were good for films. And man Indiana Jones was good before Short Round.

The Hobbit: the Desolation of Smaug (2013)

Underneath the cover of all of the trilogy’s flaws can be found this beauty.

E.T: The Extra Terrestrial (1982)

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Don’t know why it took me so long to put this on here.

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Brilliant throwback to 80’s cinema and Marvel’s best movie.

Toy Story (1995)

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I mean, they’re all good.

Rush Hour 2 (2001)

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I’ve spent so long thinking, “Nah, Rush Hour 2 can’t be as good as the first one…” It is.

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Brutal and brilliant Batman. Is my favourite action film.

Wayne’s World (1992)

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One of the most downright entertaining films out there.

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2005)

Bet you didn’t see this coming!

Spirited Away (2003)

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One of the most atmospheric, beautifully animated films I’ve seen.

Johnny English (2003)

Stupidly brilliant.

Shanghai Noon (2000)

Timeless action comedy and, Jackie Chan, mate.

School of Rock (2003)

Good ol’ Jack Black.

Nacho Libre (2006)

Ooh, more Jack Black.

The Iron Giant (1999)

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Underappreciated animation masterclass.

The Grinch (2000)

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Christmas genuinely wouldn’t be the same without this classic.

Hot Fuzz (2007)

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It’s set in Wells, dude! Wells!! Also, it’s a flippin’ great action comedy.

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