Mastodon – Emperor of Sand (2017) Review

Silence Growing Loud, Failure is Not Allowed... Yo, this be Reuben. Mastodon are back!! Well, they never really went, but, they've got a freakin' new album!! And, sorry to spoil it for you, but it's awesome. Need Mastodon have any introduction? They're the coolest dudes in the music industry, taking Rage Against the Machine's spot…Read more Mastodon – Emperor of Sand (2017) Review

Talking Trailers #3 (18/03/17)

Milo here. Now then, before you get ya jimmies twisted, this ain't no revival for Talking Trailers. That being said, we have been bombarded with some doozies over the past few weeks, so I thought I'd bring it back for another outing to discuss them. So let us get straight into things with a non-trailer,…Read more Talking Trailers #3 (18/03/17)

Split (2017) – Review

Me, Myself & I-Scream. Milo here. Split is the latest from infamous director M. Night Shyamalan, who was really good in the late 90s/early 00s, then flopped gloriously on his face throughout the 2000s, with a string of awful movies including The Happening, The Last Airbender and, oh God, After Earth. It follows the disturbing…Read more Split (2017) – Review

Mastodon – Sultan’s Curse – Impressions ‘n Dat

Yo, this be Reuben. I mean, I don't know if I'm going to be able to put what I think of this song into a literate string of words. But let's wait a sec with some context. Mastodon were building up the hype for this, through monstrosities like what you are going to watch, because…Read more Mastodon – Sultan’s Curse – Impressions ‘n Dat

Silence (2017) Review

Lovely Business. Yo, this be Reuben. Wayyy! Happy 2017, I guess. We hope you didn't throw up with embarrassment if you happened to stumble across our Best Thangs of the Year posts last week, and, yeah, I'm reviewing Silence. I appreciate I don't like what the usual 15-year-old does in film, but oh well, just…Read more Silence (2017) Review

Top Ten Anticipated Movies of 2017 – Milo

Milo here. Chaboi Milo is back for a quick rundown in the midst of the crazay festivities that come with Christmas, of which I wish a merry one to any dingus reading this. Let's be honest, let's be reaaaaaal for a sec, yeah? 2016 wasn't the best cinematic year in recent memory, we had a…Read more Top Ten Anticipated Movies of 2017 – Milo