Incredibles 2 (2018) Review

The Bois Are Back In Town Yo, this be Reuben. As you may have noticed through the SAT500 series that just passed, oh the marathon it was, I'm a lover of Pixar, and most things they've made, except maybe if it's Cars 2, hm. In fact, Incredibles 2 follows the studio's trend of the last decade…Read more Incredibles 2 (2018) Review

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SAT500: Best Fantasy Movie of All Time

Films aren't real, nothing's real, I've been writing these for 30 days and I'm regretting everything. Milo. Edward Scissorhands (1990) Awhhh it's just a lovely film -- a nice, lovely film. Sure, it's given Hop Topic half its merchandise and its more emo than a cover of Black Parade on ukulele, but it's just lovely.…Read more SAT500: Best Fantasy Movie of All Time

SAT500: Best Movie Of The 00s

Another decade full of great movies, and some shit ones, but we're talking about the great ones! Milo. Shaun of the Dead (2004) The feature debut of Edgar Wright and his Cornetto Trilogy, with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, Shaun of the Dead is one of the most imaginative and hilarious homages to zombie films…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of The 00s

SAT500: Best Crime/Thriller Of All Time

AHHH!!!!!!!! Pulse-poundery! White-knuckling! Seat-edging! I've never done any of these things, but these are some jolly-good films! *aggressive thumbs up* Milo. Se7en (1995) I swear to God. I hear one "wutsinthabaaax" joke FROM ANY OF YOU (yeah even you in the back, with the glitter glue on ya chops), I'm fUCKINg having it. YeaH? Right…Read more SAT500: Best Crime/Thriller Of All Time

SAT500: Best Sci-Fi Movie of All Time

Sci-fi! Galactic adventures! Ray guns! Three tits! All characteristics of the some of the most heralded science fiction movies of all time. Milo. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) Whilst Alien, Star Wars and many others have taken awards for other categories, I thought I'd pick this, one of the best blockbusters ever, as my favourite…Read more SAT500: Best Sci-Fi Movie of All Time

SAT500: Best Writer of All Time

The pens behind our favourite films bring with them dialogue and stories that are engrained in the fabric of our souls. I think these taglines are getting a bit pretentious. Milo. Quentin Tarantino Have I gone for the obvious one? I think I mighta justa did. Regardless of the fact that, at best, he's a…Read more SAT500: Best Writer of All Time

SAT500: Best Visuals of All Time

A movie is much like a painting -- you gotta be pretentious before you comme--- no wait, it helps if it looks good. I've a way with words, eh? Milo. Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) Oh can I tell you how excited 14 year old me was by this film -- oh shit. I mean…Read more SAT500: Best Visuals of All Time