The Predator (2018) Review

why do they always shoot the predator when it never works why are they all morons stop it Yo, this be Reuben. Shane Black, writer of Lethal Weapon and director of The Nice Guys and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, has got his greasy mitts on Predator. This is a franchise that is home to one…Read more The Predator (2018) Review

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Venom (2018) – Review

Now Dig On This... Milo here. Spider-Man's had a bloody go of it, movie-wise, I'm sure we can all agree. With classics like Sam Raimi's first two movies, and unloved bastards like the other Raimi movie (back in the attic that goes), the Webslinger Boio (as he's officially named (canon)) is no stranger to the…Read more Venom (2018) – Review

BlacKkKlansman (2018) Review

“Dis Joint Is Based on Some fo’ Real, fo’ Real Shit” Yo, this be Reuben. Spike Lee’s one of those names in cinema I know of, and holy moly has he been involved in a tonne of movies, but it turns out I hadn’t seen any of ’em until I went and saw BlacKkKlansman — and…Read more BlacKkKlansman (2018) Review

Top Ten Best Picture Winners – Milo

Milo here. Ayo! I fancied doing a top ten, I also fancied writing about movies. That's the reason behind this movie top ten -- what a glimpse behind the mysterious process behind these trashfire articles. Oscar season might be well behind us, it also might be a little bit pretentious and elitist. However, they do…Read more Top Ten Best Picture Winners – Milo

Talking Trailers #4 (22/08/18)

Milo here. Hello! Good eve! Wow, I mean -- that THINKS thing? Eh? That was... hmmm... that was a problem. AnYWAY, shall we move swiftly on with a FACKIN' REVIVAL -- TALKING TRAILERS IS BACK BABYBEH, well for now at least -- bringing back for another outing, let's do it. If you are that dense,…Read more Talking Trailers #4 (22/08/18)

Incredibles 2 (2018) Review

The Bois Are Back In Town Yo, this be Reuben. As you may have noticed through the SAT500 series that just passed, oh the marathon it was, I'm a lover of Pixar, and most things they've made, except maybe if it's Cars 2, hm. In fact, Incredibles 2 follows the studio's trend of the last decade…Read more Incredibles 2 (2018) Review

SAT500: Best Fantasy Movie of All Time

Films aren't real, nothing's real, I've been writing these for 30 days and I'm regretting everything. Milo. Edward Scissorhands (1990) Awhhh it's just a lovely film -- a nice, lovely film. Sure, it's given Hop Topic half its merchandise and its more emo than a cover of Black Parade on ukulele, but it's just lovely.…Read more SAT500: Best Fantasy Movie of All Time