SAT500: Best Fantasy Movie of All Time

Films aren't real, nothing's real, I've been writing these for 30 days and I'm regretting everything. Milo. Edward Scissorhands (1990) Awhhh it's just a lovely film -- a nice, lovely film. Sure, it's given Hop Topic half its merchandise and its more emo than a cover of Black Parade on ukulele, but it's just lovely.…Read more SAT500: Best Fantasy Movie of All Time

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SAT500: Best Movie Of The 00s

Another decade full of great movies, and some shit ones, but we're talking about the great ones! Milo. Shaun of the Dead (2004) The feature debut of Edgar Wright and his Cornetto Trilogy, with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, Shaun of the Dead is one of the most imaginative and hilarious homages to zombie films…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of The 00s

SAT500: Best Sci-Fi Movie of All Time

Sci-fi! Galactic adventures! Ray guns! Three tits! All characteristics of the some of the most heralded science fiction movies of all time. Milo. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) Whilst Alien, Star Wars and many others have taken awards for other categories, I thought I'd pick this, one of the best blockbusters ever, as my favourite…Read more SAT500: Best Sci-Fi Movie of All Time

SAT500: Best Writer of All Time

The pens behind our favourite films bring with them dialogue and stories that are engrained in the fabric of our souls. I think these taglines are getting a bit pretentious. Milo. Quentin Tarantino Have I gone for the obvious one? I think I mighta justa did. Regardless of the fact that, at best, he's a…Read more SAT500: Best Writer of All Time

SAT500: Best Visuals of All Time

A movie is much like a painting -- you gotta be pretentious before you comme--- no wait, it helps if it looks good. I've a way with words, eh? Milo. Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) Oh can I tell you how excited 14 year old me was by this film -- oh shit. I mean…Read more SAT500: Best Visuals of All Time

SAT500: Best Movie Of All Time

Often regarded as the BIG ONE, this MASSIVE CATEGORY is MASSIVE and BIG -- it'sa BIGGUN', MATE. Milo. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010) You know those total NOIDS who can recite Monty Python word-for-word? Well -- "Not so long ago in the mysterious land of Toronto, Canada, Scott Pilgrim was dating a high-schooler..." --…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of All Time

SAT500: Best Action Movie Of All Time

Heyo! For some, cherished cinematic memories are ellicited when they hear the words "There's no place like home". For others, it's "Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho". Three guesses who we're targeting here. Milo. The Matrix (1999) For me, the Wachowski's debut magnum opus is one of the best movies ever made.…Read more SAT500: Best Action Movie Of All Time