Definitely not failing though... Milo here. I got my A-levels back today and, to save the embarassment, I'm not as successful as I'd've hoped. Ah well, life goes on, numbers and letters aren't my worth, yada-yada (better write that hit song smartish though). In a cruel little twist of fate, however, the album I've been…Read more Not Passing – comfort (2019) – Review.
Album Review
God’s Favourite Customer – Father John Misty (2018) – Review
The Father speaks, congregate! Milo here. When I first heard the name "Father John Misty", around mid-2017, at the height of his Pure Comedy promotion, I thought "what a bunch of indie folk toss, another boring prick making art students wet themselves". That being said, the influx of mind-bogglingly positive reviews surrounding his 2017 release…Read more God’s Favourite Customer – Father John Misty (2018) – Review
The Low End Theory – A Tribe Called Quest (1991) – Review
Don't you know things go in cycles? Milo here. RIGHT. The lack of proper classic reviews on this site is disgusting. Look at this, MMMs??? What in God's bastard child is an MMM??? Laziness. I will not stand for it. Let's get some writing in, mate. And what better record to get into that this…Read more The Low End Theory – A Tribe Called Quest (1991) – Review
Milo’s Album Catch-Up: February 2018
Milo here. Here we go again, with the next edition of my monthly music review catch-up. February saw a coupla fine releases that I got a chance to listen to --- I mean, I don't have a lot to say. Intros are hard to write. So I'm not gonna write one. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT, just so you…Read more Milo’s Album Catch-Up: February 2018
Milo’s Album Catch-Up: January 2018
Milo here. Ayy, guys. Despite my consistent pumpin' of MMMs through the pipeline, I've actually been very busy with those goddamn A-Levels and how they're "important" or some piss -- so I've been missing the thrill of the article. That being said, I've still been cramming in all the beautiful new albums this year. So,…Read more Milo’s Album Catch-Up: January 2018
Powerslave – Iron Maiden (1984) – Review
The Hand That Threatens Doom!! Milo here. After getting Bruce Dickinson's new autobiography signed by goddamn man himself yesterday, it was only natural that I'd be pumping out some Maiden for the next few days! Now, why not turn that into sweet, sweet content for y'all to ignore? Anyone who's anyone who knows anyone in…Read more Powerslave – Iron Maiden (1984) – Review
Concrete And Gold – Foo Fighters (2017) – Review
Keep! It! Down! Milo here. *Heyhey, retrospective Milo here, with this being a large release and all, this is a large review, so keep dat in mind, yeah? Another month, another mah-hussive release in the world of music. With an announcement coming out of bloody nowhere, a mere three years since the band's 2014 slump Sonic…Read more Concrete And Gold – Foo Fighters (2017) – Review
Add Violence – Nine Inch Nails (EP, 2017) – Review
Shut up! Milo here. Boy-o-boy, do I like me some Nine Inch Nails. Ever since I really got into them somewhen last year, their, who am I kidding, his brand of masochistic industrial rock has stood out to me as one of the most unique and distinctive styles of music I've ever heard. Though we…Read more Add Violence – Nine Inch Nails (EP, 2017) – Review
Apocalipstick – Cherry Glazerr (2017) – Review
And I have a new favourite word. Milo here. Goddamn! It feels good to finally get my hands on this sucka. Ever since I heard lead single Told You I'd Be With The Guys last year and loooooved it, I couldn't wait to hear this badboi. Cherry Glazerr are a four-piece (though they'd have you…Read more Apocalipstick – Cherry Glazerr (2017) – Review
How Did We Get So Dark? – Royal Blood (2017) – Review
You got so dark because you turned the Lights Out... *MATE THAT WAS A DOUBLE REFERENCE, GET BENT.* Milo here. In 2014, like every year since 1975, a gaggle of alternative music critics, desperate for attention, proclaimed, tears streaming down their eyes, "ROCK IS DEAD!!!!" (rock has never died, by the way). That is, until…Read more How Did We Get So Dark? – Royal Blood (2017) – Review
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