Top Ten Primus Songs – Reuben

Yo, this be Reuben. Been a while since I've done a Top Ten, eh? Ah well, they are pretty crappy, after all. But whatever, I need to write something to show my appreciation for funk metal legends Primus (the best thing to ever come out of San Francisco), who might still be in my top ten…Read more Top Ten Primus Songs – Reuben

RANKED: Red Hot Chili Peppers Albums – Milo

Milo here. Yes, I know what you're thinking, "MILO, YOU BALLBAG, YOU'VE ALREADY DONE THIS". I have already done this, but none of the pictures show, there's no The Getaway and it's pretty poorly written, so I'm replacing it obviously. Anyway. From now, you can gather that we like The Red Hot Chili Peppers. Similarly to…Read more RANKED: Red Hot Chili Peppers Albums – Milo

Top Ten Songs Of The 1990s – Milo

Side Note: Don't worry about the Slipknot featured image, it won't be that kind of list. Milo here, listening to Blink-182, my parents just don't get it. I've recently been trying, unsuccessfully, to sit down and write an album review. Then I figured "What's the point?" and took Reuben's idea. He might unleash his fury…Read more Top Ten Songs Of The 1990s – Milo

Top Ten Rock N Metal Songs of the 1990’s – Reuben

Yo, this be Reuben. Being a millennial child, all of the following songs will be before my time, so forgive me if I'm out of the 90's loop. In fact, most of what I listen to is of my time, so I haven't really listened to huge amounts of 90's music. Even so, I know there…Read more Top Ten Rock N Metal Songs of the 1990’s – Reuben

Red Hot Chili Peppers – The Getaway (2016) Review

One Dangerous Mouse. Yo, this be Reuben. Finally, Red Hot Chili Peppers' new album is getting a review on this site. For whatever reason, it's taken longer than it probably could have. Oh well. Dark Necessities was the first single released before the release of the album. The song didn't impress me, and neither did…Read more Red Hot Chili Peppers – The Getaway (2016) Review

The Mars Volta – The Bedlam In Goliath (2008) Review

A Creepy Masterpiece - The Greatest Album of All Time   I was away last week, until the Saturday just gone (this is Reuben, by the way). What came as great news to me was that there was one post up here in that time period. I was an unhappy lil' man. AGAIN. Oh well, eh?…Read more The Mars Volta – The Bedlam In Goliath (2008) Review

The White Stripes – Elephant (2003) – Review

I can't think of an opening sentence. It would usually be something along the lines of "Recently, I..." or, perhaps, "Seeing that...". I have developed some sort of format for opening sentences but I don't want to follow that because it gets a bit samey. There's no reason for this review. I was just a…Read more The White Stripes – Elephant (2003) – Review