SAT500: Best Movie Of The 00s

Another decade full of great movies, and some shit ones, but we're talking about the great ones! Milo. Shaun of the Dead (2004) The feature debut of Edgar Wright and his Cornetto Trilogy, with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, Shaun of the Dead is one of the most imaginative and hilarious homages to zombie films…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of The 00s

RANKED: Jon Favreau Movies – Milo

Milo here. Ah, my boi Jon Favreau -- "the amiable, husky-framed actor with the tight, crinkly hair" (my favourite description on IMDb. However, when he ain't starring in such big-budget cinematic masterpieces as Zookeeper and I Love You, Man, he's directing 'em! Indeed, with an eclectic mix of eight titles over his career in the chair,…Read more RANKED: Jon Favreau Movies – Milo

Top Ten Christmas Songs – Milo

Milo here. Oioioioi, chaboi's got himself on the Christmas articles! Indeed, rather than muddle myself up in movies for a third year in a row, I thought I'd do better to document my favourite tuneages of the season. Don't get it twisted though, we ain't talking carols and we ain't talking hymns. In fact, we…Read more Top Ten Christmas Songs – Milo

Gremlins (1984) Review

I'm Dreaming of a Monster-Infested Christmas... Yo, this be Reuben. 1984 must have been a great year. Not only was the world graced with Ghostbusters, a film greatly appreciated by most everyone in their right mind, but it also let Gremlins loose. Both considered classics, although Gremlins was considerably over-shadowed by Ghostbusters. The thing is,…Read more Gremlins (1984) Review

Office Christmas Party (2016) – Jason’s Review

The Office Just Got A Little Bit Mental. Each year, Hollywood produces several comedy movies that are labeled “R-rated adult comedies”. These films have a plethora of jokes, and gags that are filled with raunchy, crude, and crass. Some hit their mark and have become quite famous (American Pie, The Hangover, 21 Jump Street, etc.),…Read more Office Christmas Party (2016) – Jason’s Review

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Sub-Review

Firstly, I would like to say Merry Christmas! to anyone coming across this review -- and that this will only be brief. As it's come to Christmas Eve, I aptly felt inclined to watch The Grinch, and did. This year I decided it is indeed my favourite Christmas film, whereas before I thought that it…Read more How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Sub-Review

Cannibal Corpse, Star Wars, Super Smash Bros. and Christmas: All-in-one Super Article

Cannibal Corpse I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. You know a nice band called Cannibal Corpse? Well, if not, they're a disgustingly horrible death metal band that Jim Carrey likes and I'm not really sure if they're a joke or not. Anyway, me and Milo thought it would be a great idea to listen…Read more Cannibal Corpse, Star Wars, Super Smash Bros. and Christmas: All-in-one Super Article

Tis the Season to Watch Some Movies

Hey! Wait a minute! This isn't a review, top ten or the admittedly quite lazy Sub-Review. So what the hell am I, Milo, doing here? Is this an... a-a-a-a-article? WHAT?! It is?! Cool. (Get it? Cool? Christmas? Winter? Sub-zero temperature? An adjective to describe both temperature and a likeness to something, joined together to make…Read more Tis the Season to Watch Some Movies

Star Wars: the Crap Awakens?

With the Christmas season pretty much here, so is the Star Wars one; and the Christmas day equivalent of the Star Wars season this year is the release of Episode VII: the Force Awakens. Now, as you might already know, I'm a huge fan of the sci-fi, laser and lightsaber filled amazing cheese-fest that is the Star…Read more Star Wars: the Crap Awakens?