Milo here. 2019 was the year cinema needed a break. As socio-political movements of the past few years work to increase the basic human decency in the filthy business, the movies being pumped out felt more and more like a distraction, rather than anything to really pay attention too. Regardless, the blockbusters kept coming this…Read more Top Ten Films of 2019 – Milo
Yeah, yeah, we're all depressed, you're not special. Yo, this be Reuben. This weekend after a shameful 20-minute-scroll through Netflix we decided to put this flick on. The poster says it won some sort of Sundance prize -- does it live up to the honour? Eh, not really. It's still a solid pretty good time…Read more I Don’t Feel at Home in This World Anymore (2017) – Review
AND HERE WE GO GUYS. Milo here. What a year, what a year. As we come into the final leg of Best Thangs, it's nice to end out on modern societies most excessive pasttime -- the big, big world of cinema. Of course, I kid. In fact, 2018 saw my horizons broaden wider than blockbusters…Read more Stuff And That’s Best Thangs Of The Year 2018: Volume III – Film.
Milo here. And thus we come into the girth of Listmas! I'm writing this on Christmas Eve because I know I will be catatonic over the next week, hunched over a bigboi tin of Quality Street, attached to an IV of Sherry. As such, however, I thought we'd venture a lil' look into the f-f-f-f-f-f-f-future!!…Read more Top Ten Anticipated Movies of 2019 – Milo.
Yo, this be Reuben. I hear Steve McQueen's quite the famous chap when it comes to films. But I'm not ashamed to admit that before this, I'd never seen one of his films. So this little review's gonna be from the perspective of a 17-year-old who hasn't seen any of his films before and doesn't…Read more Widows (2018) Review
“Dis Joint Is Based on Some fo’ Real, fo’ Real Shit” Yo, this be Reuben. Spike Lee’s one of those names in cinema I know of, and holy moly has he been involved in a tonne of movies, but it turns out I hadn’t seen any of ’em until I went and saw BlacKkKlansman — and…Read more BlacKkKlansman (2018) Review
Milo here. Ayo! I fancied doing a top ten, I also fancied writing about movies. That's the reason behind this movie top ten -- what a glimpse behind the mysterious process behind these trashfire articles. Oscar season might be well behind us, it also might be a little bit pretentious and elitist. However, they do…Read more Top Ten Best Picture Winners – Milo
Milo here. Hello! Good eve! Wow, I mean -- that THINKS thing? Eh? That was... hmmm... that was a problem. AnYWAY, shall we move swiftly on with a FACKIN' REVIVAL -- TALKING TRAILERS IS BACK BABYBEH, well for now at least -- bringing back for another outing, let's do it. If you are that dense,…Read more Talking Trailers #4 (22/08/18)
Another decade full of great movies, and some shit ones, but we're talking about the great ones! Milo. Shaun of the Dead (2004) The feature debut of Edgar Wright and his Cornetto Trilogy, with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, Shaun of the Dead is one of the most imaginative and hilarious homages to zombie films…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of The 00s
Serious films are a serious matter -- don't laugh about it, man. Milo. Full Metal Jacket (1987) I mean, it's Kubrick -- he's the master. This, the BEST war film (fuck Apocalypse Now (not sorry)), mixes pitch black humour and the tragedy of war -- it's the best representation of commericalisation in Vietnam I've seen…Read more SAT500: Best Drama of All Time