SAT500: Best Crime/Thriller Of All Time

AHHH!!!!!!!! Pulse-poundery! White-knuckling! Seat-edging! I've never done any of these things, but these are some jolly-good films! *aggressive thumbs up* Milo. Se7en (1995) I swear to God. I hear one "wutsinthabaaax" joke FROM ANY OF YOU (yeah even you in the back, with the glitter glue on ya chops), I'm fUCKINg having it. YeaH? Right…Read more SAT500: Best Crime/Thriller Of All Time

SAT500: Best Visuals of All Time

A movie is much like a painting -- you gotta be pretentious before you comme--- no wait, it helps if it looks good. I've a way with words, eh? Milo. Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) Oh can I tell you how excited 14 year old me was by this film -- oh shit. I mean…Read more SAT500: Best Visuals of All Time

SAT500: Best Movie Of The 70s

We have the 70s to thank for the blockbuster, the video nasty and plenty in between -- whatta wealth! Milo. Alien (1979) Rather than the OTHER influential sci-fi flick to come out in the 70s, I've chosen Ridley Scott's masterpiece in dread of the unknown. Ominously original, there wasn't much in the way of extra-terrestrial…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of The 70s

SAT500: Best Movie Of All Time

Often regarded as the BIG ONE, this MASSIVE CATEGORY is MASSIVE and BIG -- it'sa BIGGUN', MATE. Milo. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010) You know those total NOIDS who can recite Monty Python word-for-word? Well -- "Not so long ago in the mysterious land of Toronto, Canada, Scott Pilgrim was dating a high-schooler..." --…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of All Time

RANKED: Jon Favreau Movies – Milo

Milo here. Ah, my boi Jon Favreau -- "the amiable, husky-framed actor with the tight, crinkly hair" (my favourite description on IMDb. However, when he ain't starring in such big-budget cinematic masterpieces as Zookeeper and I Love You, Man, he's directing 'em! Indeed, with an eclectic mix of eight titles over his career in the chair,…Read more RANKED: Jon Favreau Movies – Milo

Midnight Run (1988) – Review

It'sawackicrimecomedymate. Milo here. It's Movie Of The Month over at LAMB (check out my LAMB post if you dunno what I'm talking about) -- meaning that I'm checking out a movie that someone else has picked and reviewing it. Here's hoping *that* doesn't go tits up when someone tries to get Human Centipede 4: Curry…Read more Midnight Run (1988) – Review

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2018) – Review

I wonder what this one is about. Milo here. And he's comin' in with the first movie review of tha year!!! Hope you guys have had a good start to 2018 and enjoyed ALL OF OUR ROUND-UPS. ALL OF THEM (+ one more I got on the weekend xx). Of course, as I've written nothing…Read more Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2018) – Review

Top Ten Animated Movies (Redux) – Milo

Milo here. One of my most cherished writing memories, one that I like to reminisce upon the most, came while Stuff And That was still a babbling, sickly, poorly written, THOUGH TOTALLY UNDERAPPRECIATED AMIRITEEEE, disgusting, amateur baby. Gee, how the times have changed. He said sarcastically. Still, this was when I wrote my original Top…Read more Top Ten Animated Movies (Redux) – Milo

Top Ten Movies of the 1970s – Milo

Milo here. On this site, we friggin' love the 90s. Indeed, despite neither me nor Reuben being alive in the decade, we've both done top ten songs of the 90s and, check this, referenced nostalgia in both! As if we're 90s kids! What a couple of bellends... Still, with such an infatuation with the decade,…Read more Top Ten Movies of the 1970s – Milo

Baby Driver (2017) – Review

Yeah, mate, we know how to spell Baby... Milo here. So, it was my birthday yesterday (I'm going to thank you in advance for all your touching messages, OKAY???? RIGHT??? THAT IS HAPPENING, YESSSS????), and I couldn't think of a better way to spend it than to go see the new film from my favourite…Read more Baby Driver (2017) – Review