SAT500: Best Crime/Thriller Of All Time

AHHH!!!!!!!! Pulse-poundery! White-knuckling! Seat-edging! I've never done any of these things, but these are some jolly-good films! *aggressive thumbs up* Milo. Se7en (1995) I swear to God. I hear one "wutsinthabaaax" joke FROM ANY OF YOU (yeah even you in the back, with the glitter glue on ya chops), I'm fUCKINg having it. YeaH? Right…Read more SAT500: Best Crime/Thriller Of All Time

SAT500: Best Music Video of All Time

While it may have lost its way as of late, the art of the music video has brought us some of the most iconic images in music history. Milo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE Sabotage - Beastie Boys (1994) Not content with ONLY making one of the best songs of both the 90s and hip-hop, Beastie Boys, with the…Read more SAT500: Best Music Video of All Time

SAT500: Best Album Of The 70s

Ah the 70s, the decade of disco, heavy metal and Nixon -- let's just focus on the music though... Milo. Paranoid - Black Sabbath (1970) Okay, along with SOAD's Toxicity, this is the best metal album of all time -- and it was one of the first. With this, their SECOND LEGENDARY RELEASE WITHIN A…Read more SAT500: Best Album Of The 70s

SAT500: Worst Movie Of All Time

Ay welcome to the shit in the sandbox! While movies are wonderful and lovely and all I live for, some of them make me want to gouge my own eyes out and bury them in the boiling salt flats of Bolivia, where they will corrode to a faint nothingness. Milo. Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked…Read more SAT500: Worst Movie Of All Time

SAT500: Best Movie Of The 10s

In the age of the big CGI bullshit blockbuster, there have been some gems wading through the mud, like sexy synchronised swimmers in a sewer. Milo. Inception (2010) While it may have inspired a couple of le meme lolz back in 2012, this mind-bending Nolan thriller is undisputedly my favourite from the director, despite some…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of The 10s

SAT500: Best Song Of The 10s

"AWoHahw music's so shit nowadays" -- no it ain't fool -- get some knowledge in ya. Milo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8cmbmwFAl8 X-Ray Visions - Clutch (2015) As Reuben very aptly said, Clutch have set this decade ALIGHT. It's not complex music to understand, that's for sure. However, if you're looking for hard rock to knock your socks ON…Read more SAT500: Best Song Of The 10s

SAT500: Best Sci-Fi Movie of All Time

Sci-fi! Galactic adventures! Ray guns! Three tits! All characteristics of the some of the most heralded science fiction movies of all time. Milo. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) Whilst Alien, Star Wars and many others have taken awards for other categories, I thought I'd pick this, one of the best blockbusters ever, as my favourite…Read more SAT500: Best Sci-Fi Movie of All Time

SAT500: Best Hip-Hop Artist Of All Time

First up, a li'l apology for the delay for this article's posting, we been busy. Anyway, as a young, hip teen, you must know, I am deeply down with the rap music -- nothing gives me more pleasure than bumping to the latest Drake track. I'M JOKING, MATE. While I'd never listen to that fucking…Read more SAT500: Best Hip-Hop Artist Of All Time

SAT500: Best Visuals of All Time

A movie is much like a painting -- you gotta be pretentious before you comme--- no wait, it helps if it looks good. I've a way with words, eh? Milo. Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) Oh can I tell you how excited 14 year old me was by this film -- oh shit. I mean…Read more SAT500: Best Visuals of All Time

SAT500: Best Horror Movie Of All Time

OoooooOoOOooOOooOOoOOoOOOooooOOOOOO!!! Scary movies are scary, when they're not shit. Luckily, these scary movies are scary, and not shit! Milo. Scream (1996) Though Alien is my real top horror flick, that lucky bastid got my Best of the 70s pick. That said, Scream is more than a fitting winner here. Wes Craven, not content with creating…Read more SAT500: Best Horror Movie Of All Time