maybe some funny films might take the edge off all the writing - ALL THE WRITING. Milo. Hot Fuzz (2007) It's a testament to how much I love Edgar Wright that 3/5 of my favourite films are directed by him. On a constant seesaw with it's zombie counterpart, I often come back to this one…Read more SAT500: Best Comedy Movie Of All Time
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SAT500: Best Fantasy Movie of All Time
Films aren't real, nothing's real, I've been writing these for 30 days and I'm regretting everything. Milo. Edward Scissorhands (1990) Awhhh it's just a lovely film -- a nice, lovely film. Sure, it's given Hop Topic half its merchandise and its more emo than a cover of Black Parade on ukulele, but it's just lovely.…Read more SAT500: Best Fantasy Movie of All Time
SAT500: Best Movie Of The 00s
Another decade full of great movies, and some shit ones, but we're talking about the great ones! Milo. Shaun of the Dead (2004) The feature debut of Edgar Wright and his Cornetto Trilogy, with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, Shaun of the Dead is one of the most imaginative and hilarious homages to zombie films…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of The 00s
SAT500: Best Drama of All Time
Serious films are a serious matter -- don't laugh about it, man. Milo. Full Metal Jacket (1987) I mean, it's Kubrick -- he's the master. This, the BEST war film (fuck Apocalypse Now (not sorry)), mixes pitch black humour and the tragedy of war -- it's the best representation of commericalisation in Vietnam I've seen…Read more SAT500: Best Drama of All Time
SAT500: Best Crime/Thriller Of All Time
AHHH!!!!!!!! Pulse-poundery! White-knuckling! Seat-edging! I've never done any of these things, but these are some jolly-good films! *aggressive thumbs up* Milo. Se7en (1995) I swear to God. I hear one "wutsinthabaaax" joke FROM ANY OF YOU (yeah even you in the back, with the glitter glue on ya chops), I'm fUCKINg having it. YeaH? Right…Read more SAT500: Best Crime/Thriller Of All Time
SAT500: Worst Movie Of All Time
Ay welcome to the shit in the sandbox! While movies are wonderful and lovely and all I live for, some of them make me want to gouge my own eyes out and bury them in the boiling salt flats of Bolivia, where they will corrode to a faint nothingness. Milo. Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked…Read more SAT500: Worst Movie Of All Time
SAT500: Best Movie Of The 10s
In the age of the big CGI bullshit blockbuster, there have been some gems wading through the mud, like sexy synchronised swimmers in a sewer. Milo. Inception (2010) While it may have inspired a couple of le meme lolz back in 2012, this mind-bending Nolan thriller is undisputedly my favourite from the director, despite some…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of The 10s
SAT500: Best Sci-Fi Movie of All Time
Sci-fi! Galactic adventures! Ray guns! Three tits! All characteristics of the some of the most heralded science fiction movies of all time. Milo. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) Whilst Alien, Star Wars and many others have taken awards for other categories, I thought I'd pick this, one of the best blockbusters ever, as my favourite…Read more SAT500: Best Sci-Fi Movie of All Time
SAT500: Best Horror Movie Of All Time
OoooooOoOOooOOooOOoOOoOOOooooOOOOOO!!! Scary movies are scary, when they're not shit. Luckily, these scary movies are scary, and not shit! Milo. Scream (1996) Though Alien is my real top horror flick, that lucky bastid got my Best of the 70s pick. That said, Scream is more than a fitting winner here. Wes Craven, not content with creating…Read more SAT500: Best Horror Movie Of All Time
SAT500: Best Movie Of All Time
Often regarded as the BIG ONE, this MASSIVE CATEGORY is MASSIVE and BIG -- it'sa BIGGUN', MATE. Milo. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010) You know those total NOIDS who can recite Monty Python word-for-word? Well -- "Not so long ago in the mysterious land of Toronto, Canada, Scott Pilgrim was dating a high-schooler..." --…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of All Time
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