SAT500: Best Bassist Of All Time

Bassists suck. Suck it, Reuben. Milo. Les Claypool - Primus Sure, I'm a Fleabass boi at heart, but today I must think with my head (wOaH mate, that's a first) and say that Les Claypool is simply the best rock bassist on the planet -- and I bet he could take on some of them…Read more SAT500: Best Bassist Of All Time

SAT500: Best Song Of The 10s

"AWoHahw music's so shit nowadays" -- no it ain't fool -- get some knowledge in ya. Milo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8cmbmwFAl8 X-Ray Visions - Clutch (2015) As Reuben very aptly said, Clutch have set this decade ALIGHT. It's not complex music to understand, that's for sure. However, if you're looking for hard rock to knock your socks ON…Read more SAT500: Best Song Of The 10s

SAT500: Best Metal Artist Of All Time

Rock's ugly cousins, spawn of Sabbath, the Devil's ditties; call it what you want, metal fucking rules. Milo. Black Sabbath Black Sabbath are metal. Wait, lemme put the right stress there. Black Sabbath ARE metal. Without the grim, industrial, Birmingham-tainted, occulty, bluesy hard rock of their debut album, an entire genre of music simply wouldn't…Read more SAT500: Best Metal Artist Of All Time

SAT500: Best Album Of The 10s So Far

There's still a lot to love in the world of today -- with genres of all shapes and sizes being invented and improved and experimented and messed with in all sorts of wonderful ways. Milo. Plastic Beach - Gorillaz (2010) The final entry of Gorillaz groundbreaking first three albums, it's this, as well as the,…Read more SAT500: Best Album Of The 10s So Far

SAT500: Best Album Art Of All Time

They say never judge a book by its cover -- but they said nothing about judging an album by its cover -- the fools hahahahahahahaha. Milo. ...Like Clockwork - Queens Of The Stone Age (2013) Anyone who knows me knows that this is right up my strasse. The acid-washed melancholy in this reimagining of a…Read more SAT500: Best Album Art Of All Time

SAT500: Best Song Of The 80s

We had the synths, we had the hair, we had the Shakin' Stevens. I mean, it was the gold standard of culture. Milo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVyS9JwtFoQ Debaser - Pixies (1989) Fun fact, I thought that 1979's Rapper's Delight was 1980 -- imagine my shock and disappointment in myself. However, it ain't all bad because now this iconic…Read more SAT500: Best Song Of The 80s

SAT500: Best Album Of The 80s

With all this 80s revivalism goin' on right now, it's tough to remember that the decade was more than just neon and synths and, even though there was a lot of neon and synths, music came in big, bad and wonderful forms. Milo. The Number Of The Beast - Iron Maiden (1982) Right. If you…Read more SAT500: Best Album Of The 80s