maybe some funny films might take the edge off all the writing - ALL THE WRITING. Milo. Hot Fuzz (2007) It's a testament to how much I love Edgar Wright that 3/5 of my favourite films are directed by him. On a constant seesaw with it's zombie counterpart, I often come back to this one…Read more SAT500: Best Comedy Movie Of All Time
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SAT500: Best Fantasy Movie of All Time
Films aren't real, nothing's real, I've been writing these for 30 days and I'm regretting everything. Milo. Edward Scissorhands (1990) Awhhh it's just a lovely film -- a nice, lovely film. Sure, it's given Hop Topic half its merchandise and its more emo than a cover of Black Parade on ukulele, but it's just lovely.…Read more SAT500: Best Fantasy Movie of All Time
SAT500: Best MC of All Time
A hippidy-hop, I love the raps. Milo. Abdominal NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE LOVE THIS GUY. That's evident from the fact that if you Google him, you get a load of pictures of hunky stomachs -- eurgh. Regardless of this, this Canadian-native is always entertaining, always on-point and consistently both engaging and ridiculously talented. His friendly, approachable…Read more SAT500: Best MC of All Time
SAT500: Best Movie Of The 00s
Another decade full of great movies, and some shit ones, but we're talking about the great ones! Milo. Shaun of the Dead (2004) The feature debut of Edgar Wright and his Cornetto Trilogy, with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, Shaun of the Dead is one of the most imaginative and hilarious homages to zombie films…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of The 00s
SAT500: Best Bassist Of All Time
Bassists suck. Suck it, Reuben. Milo. Les Claypool - Primus Sure, I'm a Fleabass boi at heart, but today I must think with my head (wOaH mate, that's a first) and say that Les Claypool is simply the best rock bassist on the planet -- and I bet he could take on some of them…Read more SAT500: Best Bassist Of All Time
SAT500: Best Album Of The 60s
The decade that housed the birth of modern music -- damn I was born in the wrong generation (please accept me.). Milo. Are You Experienced - The Jimi Hendrix Experience (1967) All the images conjured up in your mind when someone brings up the 60s -- the hippies, the acid, the peace and love --,…Read more SAT500: Best Album Of The 60s
SAT500: Best Drama of All Time
Serious films are a serious matter -- don't laugh about it, man. Milo. Full Metal Jacket (1987) I mean, it's Kubrick -- he's the master. This, the BEST war film (fuck Apocalypse Now (not sorry)), mixes pitch black humour and the tragedy of war -- it's the best representation of commericalisation in Vietnam I've seen…Read more SAT500: Best Drama of All Time
SAT500: Best Crime/Thriller Of All Time
AHHH!!!!!!!! Pulse-poundery! White-knuckling! Seat-edging! I've never done any of these things, but these are some jolly-good films! *aggressive thumbs up* Milo. Se7en (1995) I swear to God. I hear one "wutsinthabaaax" joke FROM ANY OF YOU (yeah even you in the back, with the glitter glue on ya chops), I'm fUCKINg having it. YeaH? Right…Read more SAT500: Best Crime/Thriller Of All Time
SAT500: Best Album Of The 70s
Ah the 70s, the decade of disco, heavy metal and Nixon -- let's just focus on the music though... Milo. Paranoid - Black Sabbath (1970) Okay, along with SOAD's Toxicity, this is the best metal album of all time -- and it was one of the first. With this, their SECOND LEGENDARY RELEASE WITHIN A…Read more SAT500: Best Album Of The 70s
SAT500: Worst Movie Of All Time
Ay welcome to the shit in the sandbox! While movies are wonderful and lovely and all I live for, some of them make me want to gouge my own eyes out and bury them in the boiling salt flats of Bolivia, where they will corrode to a faint nothingness. Milo. Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked…Read more SAT500: Worst Movie Of All Time
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