Films aren't real, nothing's real, I've been writing these for 30 days and I'm regretting everything. Milo. Edward Scissorhands (1990) Awhhh it's just a lovely film -- a nice, lovely film. Sure, it's given Hop Topic half its merchandise and its more emo than a cover of Black Parade on ukulele, but it's just lovely.…Read more SAT500: Best Fantasy Movie of All Time
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SAT500: Best Movie Of The 10s
In the age of the big CGI bullshit blockbuster, there have been some gems wading through the mud, like sexy synchronised swimmers in a sewer. Milo. Inception (2010) While it may have inspired a couple of le meme lolz back in 2012, this mind-bending Nolan thriller is undisputedly my favourite from the director, despite some…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of The 10s
SAT500: Best Visuals of All Time
A movie is much like a painting -- you gotta be pretentious before you comme--- no wait, it helps if it looks good. I've a way with words, eh? Milo. Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) Oh can I tell you how excited 14 year old me was by this film -- oh shit. I mean…Read more SAT500: Best Visuals of All Time
SAT500: Best Action Movie Of All Time
Heyo! For some, cherished cinematic memories are ellicited when they hear the words "There's no place like home". For others, it's "Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho". Three guesses who we're targeting here. Milo. The Matrix (1999) For me, the Wachowski's debut magnum opus is one of the best movies ever made.…Read more SAT500: Best Action Movie Of All Time
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