Top Ten Primus Songs – Reuben

Yo, this be Reuben. Been a while since I've done a Top Ten, eh? Ah well, they are pretty crappy, after all. But whatever, I need to write something to show my appreciation for funk metal legends Primus (the best thing to ever come out of San Francisco), who might still be in my top ten…Read more Top Ten Primus Songs – Reuben

Lamb of God – VII: Sturm und Drang (2015) Review

Still Echoes of Their Screams. Yo, this be Reuben. Taken me a while to review this one, eh. Ah well. From the redneck lands of Virginia, Lamb of God have sent waves through the music scene with their face-kicking, pube-ripping metal since their breakthrough release, Laid to Rest. Since the late 90's, this American metal band…Read more Lamb of God – VII: Sturm und Drang (2015) Review

Black Sabbath (Eponymous, 1970) Review

Without Warning, The Wizard Walks By. Yo, this be Reuben. Bear in mind this before you read this review. I'm 15, and I'm reviewing an album from 1970, so the details might be a bit rusty and I might accidentally write some Sabbath blasphemy along the way, but... Oh well, if you want to know…Read more Black Sabbath (Eponymous, 1970) Review

Red Hot Chili Peppers – One Hot Minute (1995) Review

Truth Belongs to Everybody. Yo, this be Reuben. We've already made it clear how much we like the Chili Peppers on this website, as they've topped mine and Milo's Top Ten Bands, held places in our Favourite Albums pages, and we even did a Top 25 Chili Peppers Songs, but, during all of this, One…Read more Red Hot Chili Peppers – One Hot Minute (1995) Review

RANKED: Rage Against the Machine Albums – Reuben

Yo, this be Reuben. I've never been a massive hip-hop fan, per say, and I often find rap plain annoying. But for some dang reason, Rage Against the Machine just got it right. So right, in fact, that they've got a staple place in my Top Ten Bands. Rage were awesome. The incredible rock quartet…Read more RANKED: Rage Against the Machine Albums – Reuben

Monster Truck – Sittin’ Heavy (2016) Review

Err, RIFFS. Yo, this be Reuben. To give ya some context, Monster Truck compile four of the biggest dudes from Canada into a blues rock outfit to give Thin Lizzy shivers. What they do best is blast rockin' choons through your head and Sittin' Heavy, their latest release, does that to the best they have…Read more Monster Truck – Sittin’ Heavy (2016) Review

Mastodon – Sultan’s Curse – Impressions ‘n Dat

Yo, this be Reuben. I mean, I don't know if I'm going to be able to put what I think of this song into a literate string of words. But let's wait a sec with some context. Mastodon were building up the hype for this, through monstrosities like what you are going to watch, because…Read more Mastodon – Sultan’s Curse – Impressions ‘n Dat