SAT500: Best Horror Movie Of All Time

OoooooOoOOooOOooOOoOOoOOOooooOOOOOO!!! Scary movies are scary, when they're not shit. Luckily, these scary movies are scary, and not shit! Milo. Scream (1996) Though Alien is my real top horror flick, that lucky bastid got my Best of the 70s pick. That said, Scream is more than a fitting winner here. Wes Craven, not content with creating…Read more SAT500: Best Horror Movie Of All Time

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SAT500: Best Metal Artist Of All Time

Rock's ugly cousins, spawn of Sabbath, the Devil's ditties; call it what you want, metal fucking rules. Milo. Black Sabbath Black Sabbath are metal. Wait, lemme put the right stress there. Black Sabbath ARE metal. Without the grim, industrial, Birmingham-tainted, occulty, bluesy hard rock of their debut album, an entire genre of music simply wouldn't…Read more SAT500: Best Metal Artist Of All Time

SAT500: Best Actress Of All Time

i don't even use the word actress why the fuck did i even split these categories up--- Oh sorry! Caught me rambling like a silly goose there -- um... women! Milo. Who killed the Xenomorph(s)? Who controlled the The Cabin In The Woods? Who got molested by some ghosts ? Who was in Ghostbusters?? No…Read more SAT500: Best Actress Of All Time

SAT500: Best Vocalist Of All Time

The face of our favourite bands, the voice of our favourite bands, the... the... um... vocalists of our favourite bands... Milo. Bruce Dickinson - Iron Maiden He's a fencer, a pilot, a brewer and, most importantly, the most recognisable voice in heavy metal. Maiden rules, there's no doubt about that -- MAIDEN RULES. However, out…Read more SAT500: Best Vocalist Of All Time

SAT500: Best Song Of The 70s

Ah the 70s, a decade full of wife-beating, cocaine and good music -- what a time to be alive. Don't worry, we're only focusing on the music, keep those rose-tinted shades on! Milo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKTUAESacQM Rapper's Delight - The Sugarhill Gang (1979) As previously stated, this sucka was originally gonna top my 80s picks when I…Read more SAT500: Best Song Of The 70s

SAT500: Best Movie Of All Time

Often regarded as the BIG ONE, this MASSIVE CATEGORY is MASSIVE and BIG -- it'sa BIGGUN', MATE. Milo. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010) You know those total NOIDS who can recite Monty Python word-for-word? Well -- "Not so long ago in the mysterious land of Toronto, Canada, Scott Pilgrim was dating a high-schooler..." --…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of All Time

SAT500: Best Album Of All Time

So in honor of our big T-H-R-E-E year anniversary, we thought we'd tackle the BIG ONES. This is a pretty big one mate, dunno if ya heard. Milo. By The Way - Red Hot Chili Peppers (2002) RIGHT THEN. There's not enough words in the English language (and I'm 85% sure in any other languages)…Read more SAT500: Best Album Of All Time