Point Break (1991) – Review

100% Pure Adrenaline. Milo here. Hell yeah! Let's take a much needed break from the choonage for a bit and get back to the movies. Praised and parodied by countless films (Hot Fuzz, mate), Point Break is the 1991 directorial breakthrough for Kathryn Bigelow, who went on stun audiences with films like The Hurt Locker and Zero…Read more Point Break (1991) – Review

Layer Cake (2004) – Review

Wait! This isn't icing sugar! Milo here, taking a chill pill. At this point, I hope we can all agree that Matthew Vaughn is a bit flippin' good. Personally, I'd consider calling him one of my favourite directors of all time, or at least the 21st century. He's almost perfected the comedy-action thing with films…Read more Layer Cake (2004) – Review

Locke (2014) – Sub-Review

This was a very unique film. Locke is about a man driving. You take out the dialogue and that's all it is. Take a look at my favourite movies page and you'll know that I enjoy the dumber things in life, balls-out action etc. However, I am open to a range of cinema, and I…Read more Locke (2014) – Sub-Review

The Purge (2013) / The Purge: Anarchy (2014) – Sub-Reviews

Sup. I'm here for two reasons. A review and a shameless plug. Let's do the plug first (get that bit out the way, eh?) If you liked Reuben's Batman vs Superman review, though I wouldn't know why, you'll love my Batman vs Superman review. Traffic diversion successful. Now, for my bite-sized reviews. The Purge (2013)…Read more The Purge (2013) / The Purge: Anarchy (2014) – Sub-Reviews

Goosebumps (2016) – Review

Sup, I'm Milo. For those new to the site, you might think "Who the hell is this schmuck?" because I'm a lazy so-and-so. Two weeks! Two weeks! Two weeks I've left you in the sorta capable hands of Reuben and his.. um.. music stuff. However, you can stop smashing up your computers due to the…Read more Goosebumps (2016) – Review

Creed (2016) – Review

You may or may not remember, in August, I watched Fant4stic Four--stic Four. There was a guy in it called Michael B Jordan, he sucked. The words "dong mongrel" were used; I'm not even sorry. Fantfourstic 4stic Four was so awful that Michael B Jordan went from "unknown person that I couldn't care less about"…Read more Creed (2016) – Review

This is Spinal Tap (1984) – Review

From director Rob Reiner, a man whose filmography is filled with such dramatic, serious pieces, such as Misery, and lighter-hearted films, such as When Harry Met Sally, comes a masterpiece of rock/mock/doc-umentary that chronicles the trials and tribulations of a struggling rock band's US tour, This is Spinal Tap. Well, look at that! I done…Read more This is Spinal Tap (1984) – Review

Dog Day Afternoon (1975) – Review

To start things off, I'd like to apologise for the half-assed review of RocknRolla. Unless I posted this before that, in which case, I apologise in advance. Just don't read it. Actually, I'm going to throw it in the trash. This sort of honesty is rare in websites, that's why we're different. We respect you,…Read more Dog Day Afternoon (1975) – Review

Enter the Dragon (1973) – Review

After adding Mr. Lee to my Top Fifteen Male Movie Badasses, it sparked an inspiration, an inspiration to watch Enter the Dragon. A confusing inspiration, I know, seeing that I added Lee's role from Game of Death. However, this wasn't on Sky Movies and who rents stuff nowadays? As I watched it, I was stunned…Read more Enter the Dragon (1973) – Review

Fant4stic Four? (2015) – Review

I was never really excited for this film. Deep down, I thought this was going to be great but I was reluctant due to the mahussive let downs the 2005 and 2007 films were. They were so bad I hated them before I knew what a bad film was. Moreover, I was never overly fond…Read more Fant4stic Four? (2015) – Review