SAT500: Best Drama of All Time

Serious films are a serious matter -- don't laugh about it, man. Milo. Full Metal Jacket (1987) I mean, it's Kubrick -- he's the master. This, the BEST war film (fuck Apocalypse Now (not sorry)), mixes pitch black humour and the tragedy of war -- it's the best representation of commericalisation in Vietnam I've seen…Read more SAT500: Best Drama of All Time

SAT500: Best Crime/Thriller Of All Time

AHHH!!!!!!!! Pulse-poundery! White-knuckling! Seat-edging! I've never done any of these things, but these are some jolly-good films! *aggressive thumbs up* Milo. Se7en (1995) I swear to God. I hear one "wutsinthabaaax" joke FROM ANY OF YOU (yeah even you in the back, with the glitter glue on ya chops), I'm fUCKINg having it. YeaH? Right…Read more SAT500: Best Crime/Thriller Of All Time

SAT500: Best Movie Of The 70s

We have the 70s to thank for the blockbuster, the video nasty and plenty in between -- whatta wealth! Milo. Alien (1979) Rather than the OTHER influential sci-fi flick to come out in the 70s, I've chosen Ridley Scott's masterpiece in dread of the unknown. Ominously original, there wasn't much in the way of extra-terrestrial…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of The 70s

Sin City Vol. 2: A Dame To Kill For (1993) – Review

As Long As That Dame Ain't Eva Green, I'm Happy. *THIS HERE BE A REVIEW FOR THE GRAPHIC NOVEL, NOT THE MOVIE, YA DINGDONG* Milo here. Back in August (a simpler time), I reviewed the first volume of Sin City books, The Hard Goodbye, (which you can check herre, if you're a Stuff And That…Read more Sin City Vol. 2: A Dame To Kill For (1993) – Review