Top 20 Sophomore Albums – Reuben

Yo, this be Reuben. Before we get into this, there's a couple of things I'll clarify, first, a sophomore album is a band's second album for any of you who might not know, and also, unless you already knew, that I'm a rock/metal boi primarily, and although I do listen to other thangs, those are…Read more Top 20 Sophomore Albums – Reuben

SAT500: Best Song Of The 00s

The all the best things happened in the 00s -- McFly, the War on Terror... um... Match Attax!! Classic... Milo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcHKOC64KnE Go With The Flow - Queens Of The Stone Age (2002) While my technical favourite song of the 00s is actually my favourite song of all time, I thought I'd bestow the honour upon…Read more SAT500: Best Song Of The 00s

SAT500: Best Drummer Of All Time

Ahhhh YESSSSSS. Our primal response to music is the beat -- and these stickmaestros are the best. Milo. Brad Wilk - Rage Against the Machine/Audioslave/Prophets of Rage As a drummer, this was a hard category to narrow down, so I had to go directly for my tippy-toes top, top drummers. For me, Brad Wilk mixes…Read more SAT500: Best Drummer Of All Time

RRR: Led Zeppelin – The Rain Song

Yo, this be Reuben. Remember these? That triple R stands for Reuben's Rhythmic Ruckus, my shameless copy of Milo's MMM. I did a couple of these last summer, now I'm thinking why not get back into it, so hey, it's back -- let's see if I can give Milo some competition, eh? And as we…Read more RRR: Led Zeppelin – The Rain Song

The Mars Volta – Noctourniquet (2012) Review

Please Come Back, Mars Volta... PLEASE. *Way-hay, Stuff and That's 2-years-old! How 'bout that. Honestly we're still a fledgling of a website if we can even count ourselves as that rather than a simple blog, but what the hey, we're here and it's going pretty darn well. Thanks for reading for all this time, and…Read more The Mars Volta – Noctourniquet (2012) Review

Mastodon – Emperor of Sand (2017) Review

Silence Growing Loud, Failure is Not Allowed... Yo, this be Reuben. Mastodon are back!! Well, they never really went, but, they've got a freakin' new album!! And, sorry to spoil it for you, but it's awesome. Need Mastodon have any introduction? They're the coolest dudes in the music industry, taking Rage Against the Machine's spot…Read more Mastodon – Emperor of Sand (2017) Review

Black Sabbath (Eponymous, 1970) Review

Without Warning, The Wizard Walks By. Yo, this be Reuben. Bear in mind this before you read this review. I'm 15, and I'm reviewing an album from 1970, so the details might be a bit rusty and I might accidentally write some Sabbath blasphemy along the way, but... Oh well, if you want to know…Read more Black Sabbath (Eponymous, 1970) Review

Mastodon – Sultan’s Curse – Impressions ‘n Dat

Yo, this be Reuben. I mean, I don't know if I'm going to be able to put what I think of this song into a literate string of words. But let's wait a sec with some context. Mastodon were building up the hype for this, through monstrosities like what you are going to watch, because…Read more Mastodon – Sultan’s Curse – Impressions ‘n Dat

Gojira – Magma (2016) Review

The World Ends, Gojira Begins. Yo, this be Reuben. I love a bit of metal, and I love a bit of prog; assuming they're both good, that is. French band Gojira (who's name is literally a micky-take of how Japanese people say Godzilla - pretty good, I know) have been sporting the prog metal genre…Read more Gojira – Magma (2016) Review

RANKED: Mastodon Albums – Reuben

Yo, this be Reuben. I don't need to explain this, do I? Well, in case you dinguses don't know what a 'RANKED' post is, it's one that ranks parts of a certain category in ascending order from worst to best - thems the ropes, boi. Now, I'm a huge Mastodon fan, as can be seen…Read more RANKED: Mastodon Albums – Reuben