The Mars Volta – Noctourniquet (2012) Review

Please Come Back, Mars Volta... PLEASE. *Way-hay, Stuff and That's 2-years-old! How 'bout that. Honestly we're still a fledgling of a website if we can even count ourselves as that rather than a simple blog, but what the hey, we're here and it's going pretty darn well. Thanks for reading for all this time, and…Read more The Mars Volta – Noctourniquet (2012) Review

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Mastodon – Emperor of Sand (2017) Review

Silence Growing Loud, Failure is Not Allowed... Yo, this be Reuben. Mastodon are back!! Well, they never really went, but, they've got a freakin' new album!! And, sorry to spoil it for you, but it's awesome. Need Mastodon have any introduction? They're the coolest dudes in the music industry, taking Rage Against the Machine's spot…Read more Mastodon – Emperor of Sand (2017) Review

Black Sabbath (Eponymous, 1970) Review

Without Warning, The Wizard Walks By. Yo, this be Reuben. Bear in mind this before you read this review. I'm 15, and I'm reviewing an album from 1970, so the details might be a bit rusty and I might accidentally write some Sabbath blasphemy along the way, but... Oh well, if you want to know…Read more Black Sabbath (Eponymous, 1970) Review

Mastodon – Sultan’s Curse – Impressions ‘n Dat

Yo, this be Reuben. I mean, I don't know if I'm going to be able to put what I think of this song into a literate string of words. But let's wait a sec with some context. Mastodon were building up the hype for this, through monstrosities like what you are going to watch, because…Read more Mastodon – Sultan’s Curse – Impressions ‘n Dat

Gojira – Magma (2016) Review

The World Ends, Gojira Begins. Yo, this be Reuben. I love a bit of metal, and I love a bit of prog; assuming they're both good, that is. French band Gojira (who's name is literally a micky-take of how Japanese people say Godzilla - pretty good, I know) have been sporting the prog metal genre…Read more Gojira – Magma (2016) Review

RANKED: Mastodon Albums – Reuben

Yo, this be Reuben. I don't need to explain this, do I? Well, in case you dinguses don't know what a 'RANKED' post is, it's one that ranks parts of a certain category in ascending order from worst to best - thems the ropes, boi. Now, I'm a huge Mastodon fan, as can be seen…Read more RANKED: Mastodon Albums – Reuben

RANKED: The Mars Volta Albums – Reuben

Yo, this be Reuben. I've been listening to mostly Mars Volta recently, and for good reason, because it's damn amazing music. I reviewed The Bedlam In Goliath and bid it the "Greatest Album of All Time", which might have spoiled the order of this list but oh well, you probably asked for it. The reason…Read more RANKED: The Mars Volta Albums – Reuben