SAT500: Best Song Of All Time

AAAAAAAAHHH WE'VE FINISHED FINALLY UGH OH GOD THANK THE LORD WE'RE DONE ARGHHHH -- oo, and we're ending on a doozy. Milo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfOdWSiyWoc Can't Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers (2002) Right then -- RIGHT THEN. Let's get into it. It's no secret to anyone who's spent more than 30 minutes with me that I…Read more SAT500: Best Song Of All Time

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SAT500: Best Bassist Of All Time

Bassists suck. Suck it, Reuben. Milo. Les Claypool - Primus Sure, I'm a Fleabass boi at heart, but today I must think with my head (wOaH mate, that's a first) and say that Les Claypool is simply the best rock bassist on the planet -- and I bet he could take on some of them…Read more SAT500: Best Bassist Of All Time

SAT500: Best Metal Artist Of All Time

Rock's ugly cousins, spawn of Sabbath, the Devil's ditties; call it what you want, metal fucking rules. Milo. Black Sabbath Black Sabbath are metal. Wait, lemme put the right stress there. Black Sabbath ARE metal. Without the grim, industrial, Birmingham-tainted, occulty, bluesy hard rock of their debut album, an entire genre of music simply wouldn't…Read more SAT500: Best Metal Artist Of All Time

SAT500: Best Album Of All Time

So in honor of our big T-H-R-E-E year anniversary, we thought we'd tackle the BIG ONES. This is a pretty big one mate, dunno if ya heard. Milo. By The Way - Red Hot Chili Peppers (2002) RIGHT THEN. There's not enough words in the English language (and I'm 85% sure in any other languages)…Read more SAT500: Best Album Of All Time

SAT500: Best Song Of The 90s

More 90s stuff -- God you'd think we were 90s kids! No seriously, please think we're 90s kids even though we were fully not born in the 90s. Milo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr_uHJPUlO8 Give It Away - Red Hot Chili Peppers (1991) This has topped countless lists of mine in the past - no song will get me…Read more SAT500: Best Song Of The 90s

SAT500: Best Album Art Of All Time

They say never judge a book by its cover -- but they said nothing about judging an album by its cover -- the fools hahahahahahahaha. Milo. ...Like Clockwork - Queens Of The Stone Age (2013) Anyone who knows me knows that this is right up my strasse. The acid-washed melancholy in this reimagining of a…Read more SAT500: Best Album Art Of All Time

SAT500: Best Drummer Of All Time

Ahhhh YESSSSSS. Our primal response to music is the beat -- and these stickmaestros are the best. Milo. Brad Wilk - Rage Against the Machine/Audioslave/Prophets of Rage As a drummer, this was a hard category to narrow down, so I had to go directly for my tippy-toes top, top drummers. For me, Brad Wilk mixes…Read more SAT500: Best Drummer Of All Time