Milo here. BOIIII NEW SERIESS ALERTTTTT. This is the series that I been cheekily teasing since July and if there's one thing for *sure* -- it's gonna be wildly underwhelming. It's kinda like MMMs but more gimmicky -- what fun! Essentially, Doppelbängers was a series borne out of a pun and fleshed into something resembling…Read more Doppelbängers #1: Freedom
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SAT500: Best Metal Artist Of All Time
Rock's ugly cousins, spawn of Sabbath, the Devil's ditties; call it what you want, metal fucking rules. Milo. Black Sabbath Black Sabbath are metal. Wait, lemme put the right stress there. Black Sabbath ARE metal. Without the grim, industrial, Birmingham-tainted, occulty, bluesy hard rock of their debut album, an entire genre of music simply wouldn't…Read more SAT500: Best Metal Artist Of All Time
SAT500: Best Album Of All Time
So in honor of our big T-H-R-E-E year anniversary, we thought we'd tackle the BIG ONES. This is a pretty big one mate, dunno if ya heard. Milo. By The Way - Red Hot Chili Peppers (2002) RIGHT THEN. There's not enough words in the English language (and I'm 85% sure in any other languages)…Read more SAT500: Best Album Of All Time
SAT500: Best Guitarist Of All Time
Forever the favourite stringed instrument -- guitarists are cool, this is a fact. The coolest? Well, FIND OUT SUCKA. Milo. John Frusciante - Red Hot Chili Peppers/Solo All things considered, guitars are still a mystery to me, generally. I've had a couple of gos at learning but I just can't wrapped my head around it…Read more SAT500: Best Guitarist Of All Time
SAT500: Best Song Of The 90s
More 90s stuff -- God you'd think we were 90s kids! No seriously, please think we're 90s kids even though we were fully not born in the 90s. Milo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr_uHJPUlO8 Give It Away - Red Hot Chili Peppers (1991) This has topped countless lists of mine in the past - no song will get me…Read more SAT500: Best Song Of The 90s
SAT500: Best Album Of The 90s
Arguably the greatest decade in music -- rock was grungy, rap was badass and Björk was, well, Björk -- let us reminisce (except I was born in '01) Milo. Blood Sugar Sex Magik - Red Hot Chili Peppers (1991) There's not much to say about RHCP's funky, sexy, dirty, dancy, heavy, druggy, buggy, filthy magnum…Read more SAT500: Best Album Of The 90s
MMM: #3 Bulls On Parade – Rage Against The Machine
Milo here. *RETROSPECTIVE MILO HERE. THIS IS THE LONGEST MMM TO DATE, NOT REVIEW LENGTH, BUT LONGER THAN USUAL. IT IS FLIPPIN' GOOD THOUGH.* I'm back, guys, but I'm still here wit' ya MMMs -- milking that cow dryyyyyyyyy... Today, we're looking at the highest ranking song of the MMMs so far. My undisputed 3rd…Read more MMM: #3 Bulls On Parade – Rage Against The Machine
Top Ten Bands That Do Bester Music Than Them Last Lot I Did Picked I Did. – Milo
Why did I pick Jamiroquai at No. 4 in my original post? That is a question that only Non-Existent Entities and my former self will know the answer to. However, that terrible choice, along with a good few others will be rectified here, this evening! Are you on the edge of your seat? You bloody…Read more Top Ten Bands That Do Bester Music Than Them Last Lot I Did Picked I Did. – Milo
Top Fifteen Heavy Songs – Reuben
This'll be an interesting list, because I've said Heavy Songs, which could be a lot of things. Basically, I like heavy music. That's pretty much the only music I listen to. So, regrettably there will be limited options for some of my favourite bands, like Red Hot Chili Peppers, Porcupine Tree, and The Mars Volta,…Read more Top Fifteen Heavy Songs – Reuben
Top Five Bands That Need to Stop Lazin’ Around – Reuben
Top Five!? That's like, half the number that's normal! Is this a Top Ten? What's going on??????????????????????????????????????????????????? Never fear, dear readers. This is Reuben speaking, and yes, you can do basic maths. I'm saying it's a Top Ten, so suck on that. I can't be bothered to make a whole new "Top Five" category, because,…Read more Top Five Bands That Need to Stop Lazin’ Around – Reuben
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