Yo, this be Reuben. Howdyado, long time no see, oioi, etc. Christmas is officially over (and has been for three days *GASP*) and I'm a sad li'l boi, but at least I'm writing something for ya so you won't be sad too. Only joking, you'll be distraught once you're finished with this. Anywho, I thought…Read more TV Diary 2018 – Reuben.
Milo here. And thus we come into the girth of Listmas! I'm writing this on Christmas Eve because I know I will be catatonic over the next week, hunched over a bigboi tin of Quality Street, attached to an IV of Sherry. As such, however, I thought we'd venture a lil' look into the f-f-f-f-f-f-f-future!!…Read more Top Ten Anticipated Movies of 2019 – Milo.
why do they always shoot the predator when it never works why are they all morons stop it Yo, this be Reuben. Shane Black, writer of Lethal Weapon and director of The Nice Guys and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, has got his greasy mitts on Predator. This is a franchise that is home to one…Read more The Predator (2018) Review
Now Dig On This... Milo here. Spider-Man's had a bloody go of it, movie-wise, I'm sure we can all agree. With classics like Sam Raimi's first two movies, and unloved bastards like the other Raimi movie (back in the attic that goes), the Webslinger Boio (as he's officially named (canon)) is no stranger to the…Read more Venom (2018) – Review
Another decade full of great movies, and some shit ones, but we're talking about the great ones! Milo. Shaun of the Dead (2004) The feature debut of Edgar Wright and his Cornetto Trilogy, with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, Shaun of the Dead is one of the most imaginative and hilarious homages to zombie films…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of The 00s
Sci-fi! Galactic adventures! Ray guns! Three tits! All characteristics of the some of the most heralded science fiction movies of all time. Milo. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) Whilst Alien, Star Wars and many others have taken awards for other categories, I thought I'd pick this, one of the best blockbusters ever, as my favourite…Read more SAT500: Best Sci-Fi Movie of All Time
A movie is much like a painting -- you gotta be pretentious before you comme--- no wait, it helps if it looks good. I've a way with words, eh? Milo. Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) Oh can I tell you how excited 14 year old me was by this film -- oh shit. I mean…Read more SAT500: Best Visuals of All Time