SAT500: Best Bassist Of All Time

Bassists suck. Suck it, Reuben. Milo. Les Claypool - Primus Sure, I'm a Fleabass boi at heart, but today I must think with my head (wOaH mate, that's a first) and say that Les Claypool is simply the best rock bassist on the planet -- and I bet he could take on some of them…Read more SAT500: Best Bassist Of All Time

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SAT500: Best Album Of The 60s

The decade that housed the birth of modern music -- damn I was born in the wrong generation (please accept me.). Milo. Are You Experienced - The Jimi Hendrix Experience (1967) All the images conjured up in your mind when someone brings up the 60s  -- the hippies, the acid, the peace and love --,…Read more SAT500: Best Album Of The 60s

SAT500: Best Drama of All Time

Serious films are a serious matter -- don't laugh about it, man. Milo. Full Metal Jacket (1987) I mean, it's Kubrick -- he's the master. This, the BEST war film (fuck Apocalypse Now (not sorry)), mixes pitch black humour and the tragedy of war -- it's the best representation of commericalisation in Vietnam I've seen…Read more SAT500: Best Drama of All Time

SAT500: Best Crime/Thriller Of All Time

AHHH!!!!!!!! Pulse-poundery! White-knuckling! Seat-edging! I've never done any of these things, but these are some jolly-good films! *aggressive thumbs up* Milo. Se7en (1995) I swear to God. I hear one "wutsinthabaaax" joke FROM ANY OF YOU (yeah even you in the back, with the glitter glue on ya chops), I'm fUCKINg having it. YeaH? Right…Read more SAT500: Best Crime/Thriller Of All Time

SAT500: Best Music Video of All Time

While it may have lost its way as of late, the art of the music video has brought us some of the most iconic images in music history. Milo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE Sabotage - Beastie Boys (1994) Not content with ONLY making one of the best songs of both the 90s and hip-hop, Beastie Boys, with the…Read more SAT500: Best Music Video of All Time

SAT500: Best Album Of The 70s

Ah the 70s, the decade of disco, heavy metal and Nixon -- let's just focus on the music though... Milo. Paranoid - Black Sabbath (1970) Okay, along with SOAD's Toxicity, this is the best metal album of all time -- and it was one of the first. With this, their SECOND LEGENDARY RELEASE WITHIN A…Read more SAT500: Best Album Of The 70s

SAT500: Worst Movie Of All Time

Ay welcome to the shit in the sandbox! While movies are wonderful and lovely and all I live for, some of them make me want to gouge my own eyes out and bury them in the boiling salt flats of Bolivia, where they will corrode to a faint nothingness. Milo. Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked…Read more SAT500: Worst Movie Of All Time