# Watchmen (1987) – Review

*Insert Joke About Blue Wang Here* Milo here, still recovering from that CGI blue wang. I was gonna start by apologising for all the Korn love lately from ol' Reubey-Toobs, but it seems you're all in the same boat, Jason, Mage, so I'll guess I'll shut up. On the other hand, I think Korn are…

# Watchmen (2009) – Review

I Watched The Watchmen. Or Ain't No Thang But A Blue Wang. That's right, I've got two taglines today. Milo here, just getting my blue wang out. Oh Zack Snyder, oh sweet, monochrome Zack Snyder, what happened, boyo? You used to be really good. Well, you used to pretty good. I haven't yet seen the…