Mastodon – Emperor of Sand (2017) Review

Silence Growing Loud, Failure is Not Allowed... Yo, this be Reuben. Mastodon are back!! Well, they never really went, but, they've got a freakin' new album!! And, sorry to spoil it for you, but it's awesome. Need Mastodon have any introduction? They're the coolest dudes in the music industry, taking Rage Against the Machine's spot…Read more Mastodon – Emperor of Sand (2017) Review

Mastodon – Sultan’s Curse – Impressions ‘n Dat

Yo, this be Reuben. I mean, I don't know if I'm going to be able to put what I think of this song into a literate string of words. But let's wait a sec with some context. Mastodon were building up the hype for this, through monstrosities like what you are going to watch, because…Read more Mastodon – Sultan’s Curse – Impressions ‘n Dat

Killer Be Killed (Eponymous, 2014) Sub-Review

They Killers Be Killed, Me Hearty This be Reuben, matey. You know I said I'd do more album reviews in my Bedlam In Goliath Review, well, hopefully this is the start to more of them. I'll probably go through my music library a bit and review some of the best and worst bits of it, in…Read more Killer Be Killed (Eponymous, 2014) Sub-Review

The Best Metal N Rock Upcoming/Recently Released Gooduns To Look Out For

Yo, this be Reuben. I thought I should write something and this beast came out. Oh well, if you're into the heavier brand of music or even more of the indie stuff give these albums a look. It (probably) won't hurt you. Upcoming Albums: Giraffe Tongue Orchestra - Broken Lines (September 23rd, 2016) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTiy_dJKZWg This…Read more The Best Metal N Rock Upcoming/Recently Released Gooduns To Look Out For

I’m Also Doing a Top Ten Bands Redux – Reuben

Ayt? Yup, Milo did his oddly named Top Ten Bands Redux, so I thought I might as well do one myself. And NOT just cuz, cuz my opinions have changed. Now, prepare for a badly written, biased and gushing top ten bands -- again. 10. Primus I'm sorry, but I couldn't not mention Primus. They're…Read more I’m Also Doing a Top Ten Bands Redux – Reuben

Mastodon – Remission (2002) Review

Pretty heavy, huh. Mastodon are a very, very good band, and they're one of my absolute favourites. However, I'm pretty sure 7th in my top ten bands list is too low, and I'm thinking probably it would be more like 5th if I was in the right frame of mind when writing it (but I…Read more Mastodon – Remission (2002) Review

Mastodon – Crack the Skye (2009) Review

Now, listen to the master of music reviews: your good friend, Speedy. My brother has always been into Mastodon, but nothing really interested me about them. Back then I only listened to Red Hot Chili Peppers and restricted amounts of songs of Drowning Pool and The Mars Volta; my interests of progressive music sparked when…Read more Mastodon – Crack the Skye (2009) Review