War for the Planet of the Apes (2017) – Review

Enough monkeying about now... Milo here. In 1968, one of sci-fi's genre-definers, Planet of the Apes, was released, starring NRA president and, coincidentally, general bastard Charlton Heston (after all, I have seen Bowling For Colombine and thus know all about and have solid, extremely respectable opinions about the open-shut case of gun violence in America).…Read more War for the Planet of the Apes (2017) – Review

Now You See Me (2013) – Review

Remember this? Course you don't! Who would? Well, I did, actually. So I feel completely comfortable looking down on those who don't remember this film, or those who didn't care in the first place, with a creditable amount of smugness and punchability. However, let's stop being silly billys. You probably do you remember this film, though faintly.…Read more Now You See Me (2013) – Review

Kingpin (1996) – Review

Ooo'ere! Milo, that's who. I think that's the correct response to "Ooo'ere!". I don't really know. I'm starting to regret putting it in my review, oh well. I've made an executive decision to stop with the "Uncle" Milo bullcrap. You are very, very welcome for that. Alright, time to do some reviewing. This is a…Read more Kingpin (1996) – Review