SAT500: Best Metal Artist Of All Time

Rock's ugly cousins, spawn of Sabbath, the Devil's ditties; call it what you want, metal fucking rules. Milo. Black Sabbath Black Sabbath are metal. Wait, lemme put the right stress there. Black Sabbath ARE metal. Without the grim, industrial, Birmingham-tainted, occulty, bluesy hard rock of their debut album, an entire genre of music simply wouldn't…Read more SAT500: Best Metal Artist Of All Time

SAT500: Best Song Of The 80s

We had the synths, we had the hair, we had the Shakin' Stevens. I mean, it was the gold standard of culture. Milo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVyS9JwtFoQ Debaser - Pixies (1989) Fun fact, I thought that 1979's Rapper's Delight was 1980 -- imagine my shock and disappointment in myself. However, it ain't all bad because now this iconic…Read more SAT500: Best Song Of The 80s

SAT500: Best Album Of The 80s

With all this 80s revivalism goin' on right now, it's tough to remember that the decade was more than just neon and synths and, even though there was a lot of neon and synths, music came in big, bad and wonderful forms. Milo. The Number Of The Beast - Iron Maiden (1982) Right. If you…Read more SAT500: Best Album Of The 80s