SAT500: Best Metal Artist Of All Time

Rock's ugly cousins, spawn of Sabbath, the Devil's ditties; call it what you want, metal fucking rules. Milo. Black Sabbath Black Sabbath are metal. Wait, lemme put the right stress there. Black Sabbath ARE metal. Without the grim, industrial, Birmingham-tainted, occulty, bluesy hard rock of their debut album, an entire genre of music simply wouldn't…Read more SAT500: Best Metal Artist Of All Time

SAT500: Best Album Of The 10s So Far

There's still a lot to love in the world of today -- with genres of all shapes and sizes being invented and improved and experimented and messed with in all sorts of wonderful ways. Milo. Plastic Beach - Gorillaz (2010) The final entry of Gorillaz groundbreaking first three albums, it's this, as well as the,…Read more SAT500: Best Album Of The 10s So Far

Lamb of God – VII: Sturm und Drang (2015) Review

Still Echoes of Their Screams. Yo, this be Reuben. Taken me a while to review this one, eh. Ah well. From the redneck lands of Virginia, Lamb of God have sent waves through the music scene with their face-kicking, pube-ripping metal since their breakthrough release, Laid to Rest. Since the late 90's, this American metal band…Read more Lamb of God – VII: Sturm und Drang (2015) Review

I’m Also Doing a Top Ten Bands Redux – Reuben

Ayt? Yup, Milo did his oddly named Top Ten Bands Redux, so I thought I might as well do one myself. And NOT just cuz, cuz my opinions have changed. Now, prepare for a badly written, biased and gushing top ten bands -- again. 10. Primus I'm sorry, but I couldn't not mention Primus. They're…Read more I’m Also Doing a Top Ten Bands Redux – Reuben

Top Fifteen Heavy Songs – Reuben

This'll be an interesting list, because I've said Heavy Songs, which could be a lot of things. Basically, I like heavy music. That's pretty much the only music I listen to. So, regrettably there will be limited options for some of my favourite bands, like Red Hot Chili Peppers, Porcupine Tree, and The Mars Volta,…Read more Top Fifteen Heavy Songs – Reuben