The Predator (2018) Review

why do they always shoot the predator when it never works why are they all morons stop it Yo, this be Reuben. Shane Black, writer of Lethal Weapon and director of The Nice Guys and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, has got his greasy mitts on Predator. This is a franchise that is home to one…Read more The Predator (2018) Review

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Clutch – Book of Bad Decisions (2018) Review

"Are you cool? Well I'm cool. Is everybody cool? WELL LET'S GET HOT." Yo, this be Reuben. Clutch are the coolest band in the world right now, period. Mastodon shoved some lame-ass lyrics into Emperor of Sand and their cool factor has decreased a little so they've been overtaken by Neil Fallon's group of merry rockers.…Read more Clutch – Book of Bad Decisions (2018) Review

BlacKkKlansman (2018) Review

“Dis Joint Is Based on Some fo’ Real, fo’ Real Shit” Yo, this be Reuben. Spike Lee’s one of those names in cinema I know of, and holy moly has he been involved in a tonne of movies, but it turns out I hadn’t seen any of ’em until I went and saw BlacKkKlansman — and…Read more BlacKkKlansman (2018) Review

200 Whole Followers! Well Damn…

Milo here. Just wanted to pop in and say flippin' heck! 200 followers! This is just simply wonderful, truly. From the bottom of my cold, dead, diseased and depraved heart, I'd like to thank all the big supporters, the KMAs, the Steves, the Jasons, anyone who's stumbled on this trash fire and, most of all,…Read more 200 Whole Followers! Well Damn…

Nothing But Thieves – Broken Machine (2017) Review

You Better Not Steal My Stuff, Darn Hoodlums Yo, this be Reuben. This year, I haven't really listened to any new music as released in 2018, as I've been doing catch-up on stuff from last year and a whole bunch of older stuff. As for 2017 releases I missed the first time, this record really stands…Read more Nothing But Thieves – Broken Machine (2017) Review

Incredibles 2 (2018) Review

The Bois Are Back In Town Yo, this be Reuben. As you may have noticed through the SAT500 series that just passed, oh the marathon it was, I'm a lover of Pixar, and most things they've made, except maybe if it's Cars 2, hm. In fact, Incredibles 2 follows the studio's trend of the last decade…Read more Incredibles 2 (2018) Review

SAT500: Best Song Of All Time

AAAAAAAAHHH WE'VE FINISHED FINALLY UGH OH GOD THANK THE LORD WE'RE DONE ARGHHHH -- oo, and we're ending on a doozy. Milo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfOdWSiyWoc Can't Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers (2002) Right then -- RIGHT THEN. Let's get into it. It's no secret to anyone who's spent more than 30 minutes with me that I…Read more SAT500: Best Song Of All Time