RRR: Red Hot Chili Peppers – Parallel Universe

Yo, this be Reuben. As always, I'm absolutely in love with RHCP, but particularly at the moment as it's basically the only thing I'm listening to. But, who better to be perpetually obsessed with than these guys? And, who better to kick-start this shoddy knock-off series? I've been predominantly listening through By the Way and…Read more RRR: Red Hot Chili Peppers – Parallel Universe

Just When Milo’s Music Mayhem Was Too Much… Reuben’s Rhythmic Ruckus!

Yo, this be Reuben. Yes, I'm copying Milo's idea. Yes, Milo is infinitely superior now. Yes, this is a really lazy thing to do. Yes, I'm not even ordering the songs. Yes, I'm just gonna talk about whatever songs I want. Yes, I'm not going to necessarily even talk about one particular song in each…Read more Just When Milo’s Music Mayhem Was Too Much… Reuben’s Rhythmic Ruckus!

Alice in Chains – Dirt (1992) Sub-Review

Yeah, Here Comes the Rooster... Yo, this be Reuben. For the past few months I've really got into grunge, somehow taking me 15 years to listen to Pearl Jam's Ten and Nirvana's legendary Nevermind, and showing proper appreciation towards Soundgarden. But, before I tried all these bands, I was an Alice in Chains fan, although…Read more Alice in Chains – Dirt (1992) Sub-Review

Mastodon – Emperor of Sand (2017) Review

Silence Growing Loud, Failure is Not Allowed... Yo, this be Reuben. Mastodon are back!! Well, they never really went, but, they've got a freakin' new album!! And, sorry to spoil it for you, but it's awesome. Need Mastodon have any introduction? They're the coolest dudes in the music industry, taking Rage Against the Machine's spot…Read more Mastodon – Emperor of Sand (2017) Review

Coraline (2009) Review

It's Simple Enough Really, Don't Trust People With Buttons For Eyes... Yo, this be Reuben. Been a while since I've written a review, eh? And, holy crap, the last movie review I wrote was back in February. Ah well, here I am, writing a review of two-thousand-and-late classic Coraline from the mighty Laika Studios for…Read more Coraline (2009) Review

Top 25 Red Hot Chili Peppers Songs (Redux)

Milo, here. Yes, yes, I know. Back in June, we already did a Top 25 RHCP songs, Reuben and I. To add insult to dingusosity, we had to call it our DEFINITIVE picks. Nice one us. Nonetheless, looking back, the ol' wang and I decided that our tastes had changed enough to warrant such a…Read more Top 25 Red Hot Chili Peppers Songs (Redux)

Lamb of God – VII: Sturm und Drang (2015) Review

Still Echoes of Their Screams. Yo, this be Reuben. Taken me a while to review this one, eh. Ah well. From the redneck lands of Virginia, Lamb of God have sent waves through the music scene with their face-kicking, pube-ripping metal since their breakthrough release, Laid to Rest. Since the late 90's, this American metal band…Read more Lamb of God – VII: Sturm und Drang (2015) Review