Yo, this be Reuben. That's right, I'm doing this top ten as well. All things considered, 2019 was a very solid year for cinema, in which I think I beat my personal record of cinema viewings in a year -- which, however, might appear pretty poultry to any real film buffs out here. Nonetheless, I…Read more Top Ten Films of 2019 – Reuben
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Top Ten TV Shows of 2019 – Reuben
Yo, this be Reuben. It's been a while, yadayadayada. I watched a lot of TV in 2019. Not all new TV, but more new TV than usual. And t'was a good'un. And, yes, yes, Brooklyn 99 won't be on this list. I spent long periods of the year catching up with the rest of the…Read more Top Ten TV Shows of 2019 – Reuben
Stranger Things 3 (2019) – Review
Watch it, Nerd! Yo, this be Reuben. The Duffer Brothers have come to exploit our bountiful fountains nostalgia juices once again, and we welcome them with open arms, the bastards. Still, we wouldn't welcome them as we do if this show wasn't as fLIPPIN' good as it is. As I said before in my TV…Read more Stranger Things 3 (2019) – Review
Let Me In (2010) – Review
Eww, Blood! Yo, this be Reuben. I went in CEX the other day and there was a Blu-Ray of this for £1, so it was obvious really. I can safely say that it was worth it, the great expense though it was. The latest in my watchlist of horror films that I've ticked off, Let Me…Read more Let Me In (2010) – Review
Top Ten Anticipated Movies of 2019 – Milo.
Milo here. And thus we come into the girth of Listmas! I'm writing this on Christmas Eve because I know I will be catatonic over the next week, hunched over a bigboi tin of Quality Street, attached to an IV of Sherry. As such, however, I thought we'd venture a lil' look into the f-f-f-f-f-f-f-future!!…Read more Top Ten Anticipated Movies of 2019 – Milo.
It Follows (2014) Review
Staying virgin: Pros - won't get chased by weird demons, get to wear cool silver ring Cons - vampire might like the taste of you Yo, this be Reuben. I may be a bit of a novice when it comes to the genre but I've been getting more into horror recently, and this was the…Read more It Follows (2014) Review
Venom (2018) – Review
Now Dig On This... Milo here. Spider-Man's had a bloody go of it, movie-wise, I'm sure we can all agree. With classics like Sam Raimi's first two movies, and unloved bastards like the other Raimi movie (back in the attic that goes), the Webslinger Boio (as he's officially named (canon)) is no stranger to the…Read more Venom (2018) – Review
Top Ten Best Picture Winners – Milo
Milo here. Ayo! I fancied doing a top ten, I also fancied writing about movies. That's the reason behind this movie top ten -- what a glimpse behind the mysterious process behind these trashfire articles. Oscar season might be well behind us, it also might be a little bit pretentious and elitist. However, they do…Read more Top Ten Best Picture Winners – Milo
Talking Trailers #4 (22/08/18)
Milo here. Hello! Good eve! Wow, I mean -- that THINKS thing? Eh? That was... hmmm... that was a problem. AnYWAY, shall we move swiftly on with a FACKIN' REVIVAL -- TALKING TRAILERS IS BACK BABYBEH, well for now at least -- bringing back for another outing, let's do it. If you are that dense,…Read more Talking Trailers #4 (22/08/18)
SAT500: Best Fantasy Movie of All Time
Films aren't real, nothing's real, I've been writing these for 30 days and I'm regretting everything. Milo. Edward Scissorhands (1990) Awhhh it's just a lovely film -- a nice, lovely film. Sure, it's given Hop Topic half its merchandise and its more emo than a cover of Black Parade on ukulele, but it's just lovely.…Read more SAT500: Best Fantasy Movie of All Time
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