It Follows (2014) Review

Staying virgin: Pros - won't get chased by weird demons, get to wear cool silver ring Cons - vampire might like the taste of you Yo, this be Reuben. I may be a bit of a novice when it comes to the genre but I've been getting more into horror recently, and this was the…Read more It Follows (2014) Review

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Venom (2018) – Review

Now Dig On This... Milo here. Spider-Man's had a bloody go of it, movie-wise, I'm sure we can all agree. With classics like Sam Raimi's first two movies, and unloved bastards like the other Raimi movie (back in the attic that goes), the Webslinger Boio (as he's officially named (canon)) is no stranger to the…Read more Venom (2018) – Review

Top Ten Best Picture Winners – Milo

Milo here. Ayo! I fancied doing a top ten, I also fancied writing about movies. That's the reason behind this movie top ten -- what a glimpse behind the mysterious process behind these trashfire articles. Oscar season might be well behind us, it also might be a little bit pretentious and elitist. However, they do…Read more Top Ten Best Picture Winners – Milo

Talking Trailers #4 (22/08/18)

Milo here. Hello! Good eve! Wow, I mean -- that THINKS thing? Eh? That was... hmmm... that was a problem. AnYWAY, shall we move swiftly on with a FACKIN' REVIVAL -- TALKING TRAILERS IS BACK BABYBEH, well for now at least -- bringing back for another outing, let's do it. If you are that dense,…Read more Talking Trailers #4 (22/08/18)

SAT500: Best Fantasy Movie of All Time

Films aren't real, nothing's real, I've been writing these for 30 days and I'm regretting everything. Milo. Edward Scissorhands (1990) Awhhh it's just a lovely film -- a nice, lovely film. Sure, it's given Hop Topic half its merchandise and its more emo than a cover of Black Parade on ukulele, but it's just lovely.…Read more SAT500: Best Fantasy Movie of All Time

SAT500: Best Movie Of The 00s

Another decade full of great movies, and some shit ones, but we're talking about the great ones! Milo. Shaun of the Dead (2004) The feature debut of Edgar Wright and his Cornetto Trilogy, with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, Shaun of the Dead is one of the most imaginative and hilarious homages to zombie films…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of The 00s

SAT500: Best Sci-Fi Movie of All Time

Sci-fi! Galactic adventures! Ray guns! Three tits! All characteristics of the some of the most heralded science fiction movies of all time. Milo. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) Whilst Alien, Star Wars and many others have taken awards for other categories, I thought I'd pick this, one of the best blockbusters ever, as my favourite…Read more SAT500: Best Sci-Fi Movie of All Time