SAT500: Best Visuals of All Time

A movie is much like a painting -- you gotta be pretentious before you comme--- no wait, it helps if it looks good. I've a way with words, eh? Milo. Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) Oh can I tell you how excited 14 year old me was by this film -- oh shit. I mean…Read more SAT500: Best Visuals of All Time

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SAT500: Best Horror Movie Of All Time

OoooooOoOOooOOooOOoOOoOOOooooOOOOOO!!! Scary movies are scary, when they're not shit. Luckily, these scary movies are scary, and not shit! Milo. Scream (1996) Though Alien is my real top horror flick, that lucky bastid got my Best of the 70s pick. That said, Scream is more than a fitting winner here. Wes Craven, not content with creating…Read more SAT500: Best Horror Movie Of All Time

SAT500: Best Movie Of The 70s

We have the 70s to thank for the blockbuster, the video nasty and plenty in between -- whatta wealth! Milo. Alien (1979) Rather than the OTHER influential sci-fi flick to come out in the 70s, I've chosen Ridley Scott's masterpiece in dread of the unknown. Ominously original, there wasn't much in the way of extra-terrestrial…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of The 70s

SAT500: Best Movie Of All Time

Often regarded as the BIG ONE, this MASSIVE CATEGORY is MASSIVE and BIG -- it'sa BIGGUN', MATE. Milo. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010) You know those total NOIDS who can recite Monty Python word-for-word? Well -- "Not so long ago in the mysterious land of Toronto, Canada, Scott Pilgrim was dating a high-schooler..." --…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of All Time

SAT500: Best Movie Of The 90s

A fine decade for music, also a great decade for movies -- whoodathunkit? Let us celebrate the decade that gave us shitty CGI and more great Kevin Spacey roles than we knew what to do with -- also Pauly Shore, what was that about? Milo. Fight Club (1999) OO the edgy pick of every 20-year…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of The 90s

MMM: P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) – Michael Jackson

Milo here. It was Martin Luther King Jr., I think, who once said: Your butt is mine, gonna tell you right. I think it's important to remember these words, as we look at another of MJ's tracks, in the form of P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing), the sixth single from the worldwide smash that is Thriller.…Read more MMM: P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) – Michael Jackson

Far Cry 5 (Xbox One/PS4, 2018) – Review

A wretch like me. Milo here. WOaH! A game review?! Damn, haven't seen one of these in a while, eh? I tried writing one for Middle-Earth: Shadow of War a few weeks ago but gave up due to writer's block -- let's see if this one's more successful... With a lifespan of 14 years and…Read more Far Cry 5 (Xbox One/PS4, 2018) – Review