Logan (2017) – Review

Hanging Up The Claws. Milo here. Firstly of all, this is the review that, apparently, is destined to not be written, as every time I sit down to write it, I'm instantly dragged in another direction by some other crap, so we'll see if it will ever see the light of day. Anyway, it was…Read more Logan (2017) – Review

Split (2017) – Review

Me, Myself & I-Scream. Milo here. Split is the latest from infamous director M. Night Shyamalan, who was really good in the late 90s/early 00s, then flopped gloriously on his face throughout the 2000s, with a string of awful movies including The Happening, The Last Airbender and, oh God, After Earth. It follows the disturbing…Read more Split (2017) – Review

Bronson (2009) – Review

This f**king film was a f**king really f**king good f**king film. Milo here. What's that? Reuben reviewed The Peanuts Movie? Oh, how darling. Well, while Reuben was reliving his childhood like a mug he is, I've been gettin' down wit' the big boys. Bronson is the biographical tale of Michael Peterson and his alter-ego Charles…Read more Bronson (2009) – Review

Layer Cake (2004) – Review

Wait! This isn't icing sugar! Milo here, taking a chill pill. At this point, I hope we can all agree that Matthew Vaughn is a bit flippin' good. Personally, I'd consider calling him one of my favourite directors of all time, or at least the 21st century. He's almost perfected the comedy-action thing with films…Read more Layer Cake (2004) – Review

The Accountant (2016) – Jason’s Review

SIDE NOTE: In our WordPress blogging adventure, Milo's decided to venture into guest work, and Jason (from Jason's Movie Blog - there's a link at the bottom, mate) was the first guy we asked. Milo's now doing some stuff for him, and he's doing some stuff for us. Cool? Yeah. HEAVY SIGH Actor Ben Affleck has…Read more The Accountant (2016) – Jason’s Review

Dirty Harry (1971) – Review

There Ain't No Sunshine In His Bag. Milo here, feeling lucky. Clint Eastwood is, as my father would put it, "a bad man". There is little argument in this, as he is indeed, "a bad man". His multiple roles in man-films, like the Dollars trilogy, have cemented his status as this. However, 1971's Dirty Harry…Read more Dirty Harry (1971) – Review

Watchmen (1987) – Review

*Insert Joke About Blue Wang Here* Milo here, still recovering from that CGI blue wang. I was gonna start by apologising for all the Korn love lately from ol' Reubey-Toobs, but it seems you're all in the same boat, Jason, Mage, so I'll guess I'll shut up. On the other hand, I think Korn are…Read more Watchmen (1987) – Review