Milo here. 2019 was the year cinema needed a break. As socio-political movements of the past few years work to increase the basic human decency in the filthy business, the movies being pumped out felt more and more like a distraction, rather than anything to really pay attention too. Regardless, the blockbusters kept coming this…Read more Top Ten Films of 2019 – Milo
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Top Ten Anticipated Films of 2020 – Milo
Milo here. AHHH! Boo. I'm back, babbers, and I'm more emotionally broken than ever. Indeed, considering my extended-extended hiatus from putting pen (keyboard) to page (screen), I think it's about time to get back into the gear of things, and how better than by kicking off our annual round-up and listicles, eh? Oh, you didn't…Read more Top Ten Anticipated Films of 2020 – Milo
Top Ten Anticipated Movies of 2019 – Milo.
Milo here. And thus we come into the girth of Listmas! I'm writing this on Christmas Eve because I know I will be catatonic over the next week, hunched over a bigboi tin of Quality Street, attached to an IV of Sherry. As such, however, I thought we'd venture a lil' look into the f-f-f-f-f-f-f-future!!…Read more Top Ten Anticipated Movies of 2019 – Milo.
Top Ten Cop Movies – Milo
Milo here. A distinctly American genre, it's the States' glorified, gun-happy approach to law enforcement that, aside from appalling crimes in real life, allows for some of the best damn action movies ever made -- and you know what we're gonna be focusing on today. I'm counting a cop film as any film with a…Read more Top Ten Cop Movies – Milo
Venom (2018) – Review
Now Dig On This... Milo here. Spider-Man's had a bloody go of it, movie-wise, I'm sure we can all agree. With classics like Sam Raimi's first two movies, and unloved bastards like the other Raimi movie (back in the attic that goes), the Webslinger Boio (as he's officially named (canon)) is no stranger to the…Read more Venom (2018) – Review
Top Ten Best Picture Winners – Milo
Milo here. Ayo! I fancied doing a top ten, I also fancied writing about movies. That's the reason behind this movie top ten -- what a glimpse behind the mysterious process behind these trashfire articles. Oscar season might be well behind us, it also might be a little bit pretentious and elitist. However, they do…Read more Top Ten Best Picture Winners – Milo
Talking Trailers #4 (22/08/18)
Milo here. Hello! Good eve! Wow, I mean -- that THINKS thing? Eh? That was... hmmm... that was a problem. AnYWAY, shall we move swiftly on with a FACKIN' REVIVAL -- TALKING TRAILERS IS BACK BABYBEH, well for now at least -- bringing back for another outing, let's do it. If you are that dense,…Read more Talking Trailers #4 (22/08/18)
SAT500: Best Movie Of The 00s
Another decade full of great movies, and some shit ones, but we're talking about the great ones! Milo. Shaun of the Dead (2004) The feature debut of Edgar Wright and his Cornetto Trilogy, with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, Shaun of the Dead is one of the most imaginative and hilarious homages to zombie films…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of The 00s
SAT500: Best Drama of All Time
Serious films are a serious matter -- don't laugh about it, man. Milo. Full Metal Jacket (1987) I mean, it's Kubrick -- he's the master. This, the BEST war film (fuck Apocalypse Now (not sorry)), mixes pitch black humour and the tragedy of war -- it's the best representation of commericalisation in Vietnam I've seen…Read more SAT500: Best Drama of All Time
SAT500: Best Crime/Thriller Of All Time
AHHH!!!!!!!! Pulse-poundery! White-knuckling! Seat-edging! I've never done any of these things, but these are some jolly-good films! *aggressive thumbs up* Milo. Se7en (1995) I swear to God. I hear one "wutsinthabaaax" joke FROM ANY OF YOU (yeah even you in the back, with the glitter glue on ya chops), I'm fUCKINg having it. YeaH? Right…Read more SAT500: Best Crime/Thriller Of All Time
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