Milo here. And thus we come into the girth of Listmas! I'm writing this on Christmas Eve because I know I will be catatonic over the next week, hunched over a bigboi tin of Quality Street, attached to an IV of Sherry. As such, however, I thought we'd venture a lil' look into the f-f-f-f-f-f-f-future!!…Read more Top Ten Anticipated Movies of 2019 – Milo.
Milo here. A distinctly American genre, it's the States' glorified, gun-happy approach to law enforcement that, aside from appalling crimes in real life, allows for some of the best damn action movies ever made -- and you know what we're gonna be focusing on today. I'm counting a cop film as any film with a…Read more Top Ten Cop Movies – Milo
Now Dig On This... Milo here. Spider-Man's had a bloody go of it, movie-wise, I'm sure we can all agree. With classics like Sam Raimi's first two movies, and unloved bastards like the other Raimi movie (back in the attic that goes), the Webslinger Boio (as he's officially named (canon)) is no stranger to the…Read more Venom (2018) – Review
Milo here. Ayo! I fancied doing a top ten, I also fancied writing about movies. That's the reason behind this movie top ten -- what a glimpse behind the mysterious process behind these trashfire articles. Oscar season might be well behind us, it also might be a little bit pretentious and elitist. However, they do…Read more Top Ten Best Picture Winners – Milo
Milo here. Hello! Good eve! Wow, I mean -- that THINKS thing? Eh? That was... hmmm... that was a problem. AnYWAY, shall we move swiftly on with a FACKIN' REVIVAL -- TALKING TRAILERS IS BACK BABYBEH, well for now at least -- bringing back for another outing, let's do it. If you are that dense,…Read more Talking Trailers #4 (22/08/18)
Another decade full of great movies, and some shit ones, but we're talking about the great ones! Milo. Shaun of the Dead (2004) The feature debut of Edgar Wright and his Cornetto Trilogy, with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, Shaun of the Dead is one of the most imaginative and hilarious homages to zombie films…Read more SAT500: Best Movie Of The 00s
Serious films are a serious matter -- don't laugh about it, man. Milo. Full Metal Jacket (1987) I mean, it's Kubrick -- he's the master. This, the BEST war film (fuck Apocalypse Now (not sorry)), mixes pitch black humour and the tragedy of war -- it's the best representation of commericalisation in Vietnam I've seen…Read more SAT500: Best Drama of All Time